I have a strange lump and seek medical advice...

[Marc]

...and what a better place to ask than NSC!

Anyway, playing for Team MAD 10 or so days ago I had a collision with a big bloke and his knee hit directly into the "sacred area", it seems that most of the damage was done about 2 inches to the...eeerrr...north-east of my cock. Now the bruising went down and my cock/balls have regained the normal pigment (was black/purple!) but I still have a painful to touch lump someway beneath the skin/pubes just above my tackle.

I still have pains everynow and again when just sitting down although I can ride my bicycle to/from work easily enough.

Anyone know if i've ruptured the top of my groin or gutt or something? Maybe even fractured the bone? I dont know!

Thanks for any help in my painful hour of need.

 

[Italiaseagull]

Go to the doctor mate, better to get an expert opinion.

 

[Mr Popkins]

could be a hernia

 

[Yorkie]

Go to the doctor mate, better to get an expert opinion.

Best advice of the lot

 

[Tooting Gull]

Dr Philip says: "Bloody hell I'm good-looking - and all the menopausal women love me."

 

[Marc]

Indeed the docs it is anyway, just wondered if anyone had ever ha dthe horror of suffering the same injury.

note to self: wear a cricketers 'cup' next time!

Thanks guys and Popkins I fear you may be right.

 

[cheeseroll]

Does to sound like a hernia, i did a similar thing and a lump came out of my belly button or whatever you call it, after a week went to the doctor and he sent me to the hospital that afternoon. Dont feck about, get it seen to !

 

[Marc]

last thing I need is an op right now thoug, only 6ish weeks 'til I go snowboarding.....dammit I'm all worried now

 

[REDLAND]

Cheers for that Crabbers I got to the end of the first paragraph and i couln't read anymore !!

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

 

[cheeseroll]

last thing I need is an op right now thoug, only 6ish weeks 'til I go snowboarding.....dammit I'm all worried now

I had two nights in hospital and then straight on a plane to Philippines, the bandage fell off after the first day in the sea. So no problems for you in 6 weeks time !

 

[Marc]

Got an appointment at the docs this afternoon, i will keep everyone updated with my situation, thankyou for you support. I shall try to get pictures.......nah I'm kidding i'm kidding

 

[tedebear]

good luck mate - best thing to do is go to see the doc - sounds like a hernia though...

 

[Marshy]

I agree with Mr Popkins.....Hernia potential there.

 

[tedebear]

although thinking about it - it could be an impact bruise - they take ages to clear and can sometimes result in a buildup of blood which solidifies into a lumpy shape...

 

[Marc]

although thinking about it - it could be an impact bruise - they take ages to clear and can sometimes result in a buildup of blood which solidifies into a lumpy shape...

bloody hope your right...in a strange sorta way!

Also gonna ask the Doc about my Sole Arches problem on my right foot which plagued me last time I went snowboarding and it sometimes comes back when riding my bicycle, blimey me and Watto have something in common!

 

[tedebear]

just had this odd moment when I realized I was thinking about your groin crabtree!! I apologize profusely...

 

[Marc]

just had this odd moment when I realized I was thinking about your groin crabtree!! I apologize profusely...

lol...well your the only woman in recent history to think of my anatomy in that respect, apart from saturday night when I think I got chatted up...but was so hammered I cant remeber properly!

 

[Yorkie]

although thinking about it - it could be an impact bruise - they take ages to clear and can sometimes result in a buildup of blood which solidifies into a lumpy shape...

It's called a haemotoma and it will just go away on it's own, it that is what it is. Just sore for now.

That's why it is best to get the doc to check.

 

[Mr Popkins]

ive changed my mind, its Knob-Rot

Due to lack of use!