I have a maths exam later

[fatboy]

And I really can't be bothered to do it.

Pub is now open.

It is a difficult choice.

 

[Hilton]

What's the exam for?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Do it and then go to the pub, that first pint will taste 10x as good.

 

[fatboy]

Being the clown that I am I chose to take Maths with my Economics degree.

Unfortunately in my year out I had forgotten what a C**t maths is.

Perhaps if I hadn't spent the last year drinking, sleeping, shagging, at football (anything but working) I may have got the 4% extra I needed to pass.

Clown.

 

[Football Genius aka FG]

try this one on ya mates as you enter the room a last minute tester: (you gotta say it quickly )

twenty sick sheep in a field, none leave the field, none enter, one dies how many are left. Guarantee they all say twenty five, when in fact the answer is of course nineteen.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Perhaps if I hadn't spent the last year drinking, sleeping, shagging

Dont you mean masturbating furiously?

 

[Trigger]

Michel says "Lets get pissed"

 

[berkshire seagull]

Being the clown that I am I chose to take Maths with my Economics degree.

Unfortunately in my year out I had forgotten what a C**t maths is.

Perhaps if I hadn't spent the last year drinking, sleeping, shagging, at football (anything but working) I may have got the 4% extra I needed to pass.

Clown.

Yeah but surley those things you have done above are what lifes about.