I can't read my programme

[Deano's Right Foot]

It's all stuck together in a gooey mess

I should have taken along a plastic wallet to put it in, like I saw some clever people do.

I prized open two pages, one with an article on Flash, and one with a picture of the sponsorship photos, include the NSC Butters presentation

Otherwise it's a complete write-off

 

[Lush]

i have used mine to make a papier-mache model of Falmer.

 

[Braders]

i had to buy another one

how come the picture of you lot appears twice ?

 

[Hilton]

I was gonna get one but I had to hold Hart's mistress' chips and didn't have time to get one. Thank you!!

 

[Trigger]

It's all stuck together in a gooey mess

I have the same problem with my Razzle.

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

I'm not surprised with a marrow that size.

 

[Hart's mistress]

I was gonna get one but I had to hold Hart's mistress' chips and didn't have time to get one. Thank you!!

I'm sorry, did I FORCE you to hold them? I seem to remember you offering! (And a very kind offer it was too, especially as you kept them dry) And I got to my seat before players came out so you must of too - so you could've had time young man

 

[London Irish]

Hats off to the team producing the match programme - they've had a great season, the articles have been top notch. Love the dry humour. Am lovingly unsticking my match programme now after its 36 hours in intensive care on my radiator.

 

[Turkey]

I was clever and wrapped it up in a bag within a bag.

However I then got very pissed and passed out reading it. I awoke to found the pages stuck together with my DRIBBLE!