I can think of at least 1 NSC'er that could be the death of this man.

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

"Dear Jim,

Please can you paint me R2D2 in court being questioned by a goose in a suit with coins falling out of his pocket? Rita from Coronation Street is on the jury dressed as Peter Criss from Kiss and singing the wrong words to Enter Sandman by Metallica and the judge (who is suspended by hooks) is a massive, camp hairdryer."


Meade's Ball?

He's met his nemesis I fear.

 

[Stat Brother]

Meade's Ball?

Putting a paint box to MB's mind, may well stop the earth from spinning.

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Putting a paint box to MB's mind, may well stop the earth from spinning.

 

[Norman Potting]

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Another mental effort today, I subscribe to the theory that it is Meade's Ball exercising his artistic side.

 

[Stat Brother]

Please will you paint me a picture of Jonah Lomu in his all blacks kit punching Will.I.Am in the face from atop his magical, sparkly rhino which he likes to ride about rural Kent. The punch sends Mr. Am flying over a farmyard barn full of hay. The attack is witnessed by Terry Nutkins while he enjoys a Malteser sandwich dressed as the green Power Ranger without his helmet.

I was going to ask for exactly the same, except I wanted Jonah riding a giraffe.