I can leave the house at 13:10 today amd have a pint in my hand my 13:55.

[Deleted User X18H]

Good old reduced service

 

[dougdeep]

I can leave my house WITH a pint in my hand.

 

[Beach Hut]

I can leave my house

 

[MissGull]

I can leave?

 

[hart's shirt]

I can.

 

[rouseytastic]

I...

 

[sparkie]

I can leave the house at different times, but haven't had a pint in my hand for 9 days ( but will have on Saturday ).

 

[shaolinpunk]

I can leave the house and have a pint in my hand in approximately three minutes. I live close to a few pubs.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I...

...

 

[easynow]

I am god

 

[MissGull]

I am
You are
She/he it is
They are
We are

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I think therefore I am.

 

[mr sheen]

I have been sat in my living room waiting for nearly an hour for the wife to bring me a pint.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I am Spartacus.

 

[essbee]

I asked a member of staff at Brighton why they
couldn't build the train station closer to the town
center.

He said it was because they wanted the build it
close to the track.

Seemed fair enough.

 

[StonehamPark]

. ..

 

[essbee]

sorry - 'city' center.

 

[whitelion]

I've got a pint in my hand and a large gin and tonic in the other. ...I'm a juggler

 

[dougdeep]

sorry - 'city' center.

City what?

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

I came, I saw, I conquered

I came, I saw, I conga'd