I am offended and demand the club do something about it

[Seagull on the wing]

I am offended that you are offended by finding the thread offensive, and I am further offended by your offensive demands for an offender to be banned for life for offending...... or something like that.

I'm offended too,offended by everyone getting offended by the offender who is offended by......what....?

 

[Norman Potting]

I am offended for you. What is it you are offended about, should we tell Jeremy Vine?

 

[Publius Ovidius]

That's because you've moved down from the reet 'ard Naaarth & spent far too long hangin' out with shandy-drinking nancy boys. And you KNOW I'm right, Dave.

ps Oh, and it's sissies btw. Bleedin' illiterate Yorkshire monkies...

Guilty as charged m'lady



But I am mortally offended that you have chose to bring up regionalist racism and I am OFFENDED

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Guilty as charged m'lady



But I am mortally offended that you have chose to bring up regionalist racism and I am OFFENDED

Don't worry chook, it could be worse. You could be a Brummie.

ps Sorry if I've caused any extra offense - by offending the rest of the Country: who will inevitably think of the offensive accent in question.