I am not going to have a poo until we get THE decision .

[Grunty]

I am not enjoying much of late anyway!

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

I am not enjoying much of late anyway!

did you not see the earlier post,delayed until the new year.
Dry roasted peanut anyone?

 

[Hiney]

I can't STOP SHITTING and am unlikely to do so until Prescott's office do the decent thing

 

[Meade's Ball]

Please post a picture of the offending beast when it arrives. And maybe a photo of your face as it emerges.

 

[brighton2win]

Please post a picture of the offending beast when it arrives. And maybe a photo of your face as it emerges.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Please post a picture of the offending beast when it arrives. And maybe a photo of your face as it emerges.

could be in the same picture!

 

[Hiney]

Please post a picture of the offending beast when it arrives. And maybe a photo of your face as it emerges.

and then post it on ratemypoo.com so we can all elevate it to the status of 'Superturd'

 

[zefarelly]

1/2 dozen pickled eggs anyone ?

 

[Easy 10]

At this rate, I fear it will reach such gargantuan proportions that your anus may not be able to cope. You'll end up having to scoop it all out with a warm teaspoon.

 

[Grunty]

My anus is made of stern stuff.

But thanks for your concern,
and advise.

 

[Easy 10]

Hey, thats why I'm here.

 

[Parson Henry]

Anyone for a guess the weight of the plomp sweepstake?

 

[Marshy]

i dont know about anyone else, but because of the impending falmer deision my poo hasnt been of its usual stirdy consistency for the last few days !

Very disturbing, the sooner the decision is made the better i think !

 

[Easy 10]

My stools have been quite odd lately. They start out firm and robust, but the final third goes all sloppy and squitty. A bit yellowy as well, which is unusual for me, as its normally a rich, dark brown with a hint of auburn.

I'm sure I'll be back to rights soon though.

 

[Parson Henry]

My stools have been quite odd lately. They start out firm and robust, but the final third goes all sloppy and squitty. A bit yellowy as well, which is unusual for me, as its normally a rich, dark brown with a hint of auburn.

I'm sure I'll be back to rights soon though.

Only you Easy, only you.

Are they the same shade after a bottle of fullbodied red wine?

 

[TONY]

full of shit

 

[Easy 10]

Not much of a red wine drinker Perry. Perversely though, Newcastle Brown seems to turn it slightly orange.

Work that one out.

 

[Screaming J]

I am not enjoying much of late anyway!

Not going to? I bloody can't mate! All I get is little pellets. It'll be like the translatlantic cable when fatso finally makes up his mind.

Sleeping terribly as well and am in a filthy temper when awake. Have been ever since Sunday night !

 

[Meade's Ball]

My stools have been quite odd lately. They start out firm and robust, but the final third goes all sloppy and squitty. A bit yellowy as well, which is unusual for me, as its normally a rich, dark brown with a hint of auburn.

I'm sure I'll be back to rights soon though.

Urgh you wee out your bum.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Coming up for five hours now Grunty. What sort of shape are you in? Bearing up under the onslaught? Looks like tommorrow lunchtime/afternoon is favourite, possibly seek some medical advice and avoid curries.