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n1 gull

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Jul 25, 2003
4,638
Hurstpierpoint
I'd chill if I was you, its a really rubbish weather forecast for London tomorrow. I hope they've got it wrong.
 






Moshe Gariani

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Mar 10, 2005
12,120
just checked the BBC rain radar thingy and its only giving scattered showers (clear over London at each of 10.00, 16.00 and 19.00) so should be ok at worst...
 








Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee

You can't change fighters
NSC Patron
Jul 25, 2005
10,862
on a pig farm
Perry Milkins said:
What will you be wearing so that I can spot you?
brighton away shirt and a straw hat
oh......and i'll probably be drunk
 




Meade's Ball

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,629
Hither (sometimes Thither)
I had an erection last night. I thought about this woman at work who is 5 years my junior and nothing like me physically. My girlfriend had gone for a meal round a friend's house, so i took that opportunity to masturbate manfully in my bed without fear of captured guilt.
The perfect crime if only she doesn't sniff my tissue sock tonight. I am guessing she won't as there are all sorts of socks with differing stains in my room.
 




Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
70,678
Not going meself, but demand that every NSC Nokia present at Lords blasts out the ringtones to GOSBTS whenever Sussex score a six or take a wicket.

Is it on SCR? Is there a phone-in?
 


Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee

You can't change fighters
NSC Patron
Jul 25, 2005
10,862
on a pig farm
Perry Milkins said:
So your not wearing the old Newman reversible rugby top?
its too big for me round the waist now mate :lolol:
 


Big Rob

New member
Nov 2, 2005
170
who else went to NEWMAN? how old are you old gits? :jester:
 




WATFORD zero

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Jul 10, 2003
26,173
Don't anyone tell Tommy about Perry's dark tan and cheap holiday straw cowboy hat - it could all be too much
 
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