I AM a racist Hans

[Lokki 7]

Piranhas in Africa? Are you sure?

Yes, yes I am. And you don't want to get a bite from one, they are LARGE.

 

[Buzzer]

Yes, yes I am. And you don't want to get a bite from one, they are LARGE.

Where's that then? I thought they were peculiar to South America

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

Ah, but was Tarzan even white?

All those muppets in the Christian church have depicted Jesus Christ as a white man even though he wasn't.

How do you know Why are people in the Christian church, MUPPETS?

 

[Lokki 7]

The African Tiger fish (pictured in previous post) is a member of the piranha family (according to Google), so there. Do I know which particular lakes in Africa have them? Funnily enough yes. Follow the Zambezi eastwards until you get to the umbongo shop then take the second left.

(edit: God I'm bored)

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Where's that then? I thought they were peculiar to South America

Buzzer, everyone Knows that there were Pirahnas in Tarzans bit of the Jungle as well as loads of Quicksand made out of porridge oats! and Lions, he was always fighting lions, who obviously had decided to move out of their normal Savannah environment and into the Rainforest.

I also seem to recall Tigers cropping up there as well, which is even more impressive as they would have to have left their own continent to get a kicking off the King of the Apes!

Tarzan was always immaculately turned out as I recall, nice bouffant hairdo and clean shaven with nicely oiled torso and Hollywood dentistry. I suspect If I was living in the middle of the Jungle I would look a little dishevelled, even Ray Mears looks a bit skanky after a couple of days living in a tree eating mud and wasps.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

How do you know Why are people in the Christian church, MUPPETS?

You have answered your own question in that sentence.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Tarzan really was the DON.

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

You have answered your own question in that sentence.

Meaning ? dont be such a cock...

 

[Silent Bob]

How do you know Why are people in the Christian church, MUPPETS?

He was from the middle east, not white.

They think the universe was created by a sandal wearing bearded man who lives on a cloud 4000 years ago.

 

[Les Biehn]

Once in Manchester I was walking down Market Street while a black man was shouting at passers by 'f*** you, f*** you, Jesus was a black man, Jesus was a black man'. Conclusive proof that the son of god was in fact black.

 

[British Bulldog]

Once in Manchester I was walking down Market Street while a black man was shouting at passers by 'f*** you, f*** you, Jesus was a black man, Jesus was a black man'. Conclusive proof that the sign of Christ was in fact black.

Sorry Les but every film i've seen with jesus in he's allways been white. Does it say in the bible whether he was a good swimmer or not?

 

[Silent Bob]

Once in Manchester I was walking down Market Street while a black man was shouting at passers by 'f*** you, f*** you, Jesus was a black man, Jesus was a black man'. Conclusive proof that the sign of Christ was in fact black.

Why do you think he called everyone brother?

 

[Lokki 7]

Sorry Les but every film i've seen with jesus in he's allways been white. Does it say in the bible whether he was a good swimmer or not?

Jesus was crap at swimming according to the bible. He kept bumping into the surface of the lake.

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

He was from the middle east, not white.

They think the universe was created by a sandal wearing bearded man who lives on a cloud 4000 years ago.

and what do you think 'silent bob' ? ? ?

do you think it is correct to categorise people as 'MUPPETS' because they dont think the same way as you ? That kind of attitude stinks

 

[Napper]

Piranhas come from Brighton
Piranhas come from Brighton

la la la la
la la la la

 

[Silent Bob]

and what do you think 'silent bob' ? ? ?

do you think it is correct to categorise people as 'MUPPETS' because they dont think the same way as you ? That kind of attitude stinks

I think Jesus was black and proud. Tarzan was white though.

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

I think Jesus was black and proud. Tarzan was white though.

clever - I see what you have done there

 

[Vlad the Impala]

You have answered your own question in that sentence.

And your sig reveals you to be a complete prat.

 

[Vlad the Impala]

Sorry Les but every film i've seen with jesus in he's allways been white. Does it say in the bible whether he was a good swimmer or not?

You haven't seen films such as Son of Man or Color of the Cross then?

 

[fatbadger]

Hmm. So Black people are better at Basketball than white people.

I think you need to be the original post again. That is not the conclusion of the study.