HUGE Palace dilemma

[Mr Bridger]

It would have to be via the back doors I'm afraid

 

[gripper stebson]

Don't think you're Susannah Reid Ready

Yeah but we've got a flash car and a bloody big house. That's all we need surely?

 

[Justice]

Could you.......if she was wearing THAT?

Slag

 

[alfredmizen]

Could you.......if she was wearing THAT?

yes and as i would jizz all over the badge.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Indeed I would, and using persuasive dialogue to turn her from the dark side .....

Also, for the fussy lads on here, doggy style means you don't need to look at her boat ....

 

[alfredmizen]

Call me an old fashioned romantic if you must, but personally I'd leave her with a face like an art room sink.

i'd leave her with a face like a painters radio.

 

[nwgull]

I would have thought that any man (heterosexual) of say mid 20s up who wouldn't get a quick shag with Susanna because of the football team she supports, needs to have a long hard look at themselves......I mean its only bloody football not even a proper game like Test cricket !!

Definitely this. Life's priorities go something along the lines of: birds/family (age dependent); work/money; football.

Besides, I doubt she ever actually goes to Selhurst.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Amazing how these small things can put you off women.

 

[Hillian1]

Call me an old fashioned romantic if you must, but personally I'd leave her with a face like an art room sink.

 

[Return of the Rev]

If she had a Middlebrough shirt the lickers and brown nose crew would be all over it

 

[wigman]

If she had a Middlebrough shirt the lickers and brown nose crew would be all over it

Or a Bradford City shirt.

 

[Dougie]

If she had a Middlebrough shirt the lickers and brown nose crew would be all over it

Ain't that the truth .

 

[Marshy]

I would indeed find it extra pleasurable for some reason if she had the Palace shirt on....she would get it hard ;-)

 

[Chicken Run]

Yes of course I would, all day long and she can keep the shirt on, it might make me last longer…

 

[Chicken Run]

Ain't that the truth .

This

 

[Del Fenner]

Or a Bradford City shirt.

Harsh.

But probably fair.

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Who'd have thought it , a palace fan with class .

Only if it involved plenty of urinating and defacating !

 

[Bombadier Botty]

An immensely irritating woman even without the shirt. I was so pleased when she left the BBC - her journalistic style is SO tabloid, SO The Sun. I've not seen or heard of her since, until this.

A no from me.

Narcissistic sociopath were the words you were looking for I think.

 

[Return of the Rev]

Or a Bradford City shirt.

The Bradford chairman gave me his club tie which i always wear when on an important job

 

[Triggaaar]

Obviously. Make a change to get one over Palace.