How would you be described ......

[Ozymandias]

The bloke from 'Nose City'

 

[Captain Pugwash]

the twat that wears desiger clothes

 

[El Presidente]

"That slightly mysterious chap with the twinkle in his eye and the slightly curious but oddly alluring swagger, as though a small weasel or stoat is attempting to escape from his trousers..."

Easy, have you absentmindedly stuffed Bruce down your trousers?

 

[Blackadder]

That pervy bloke that hides in the bushes.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Long past sell-by date.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

The new bloke...

 

[Nibble]

That bloke who would be good looking if he didn't have those ears!

 

[Publius Ovidius]

the gobby fat bloke

 

[Monkster]

Midget with the afro

 

[Lokki 7]

Ask Uncle Spielberg.

 

[magoo]

DILF

Dad I'd Like To F***

GRANDILF!!

 

[Parson Henry]

Ask Uncle Spielberg.

A stranger would describe you in that way?

 

[Lokki 7]

A stranger would describe you in that way?

Yes

 

[Goodfella]

GRANDILF!!

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Johnny Vaughn lookalike

 

[Parson Henry]

Yes

Economic with the typed word today Jim?

 

[Parson Henry]

Rubber Johnny lookalike

Tee Hee"

 

[Lokki 7]

Economic with the typed word today Jim?

Yes

 

[Parson Henry]

Yes

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