How to spot a masturbator

[Gwylan]

Just in case you need to know
How To Spot A Masturbator | ChristWire

 

[Icy Gull]

I assume on only a quick glance that this is the work of some bible belt bigot in the Southern US of A

 

[surrey jim]

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[Gwylan]

I thought it was some religious nut-job but having read it, I'm not so sure. I think it's a spoof of them.

Some of the stuff on it is truly deranged - not even hardline Christians could be that mad.

 

[skipper734]

 

[The Wizard]

 

[public school boy]

Pop up to South Norwood, there's a club full of them

 

[bhaexpress]

Pop up to South Norwood, there's a club full of them

There's another one in Hampshire, two in fact and a big one in Yorkshire, Wankers And Cretins, Clearly Over Extended.

 

[stu7878]

LOL hilarious read, here is a snip:

"One trick passed on to me is that you can press your nose to a young man’s mattress, inhale deeply and (irregardless of the smell) announce, “That smells like semen.” If the boy’s face turns red and he runs from the room, the evidence is clear."

wankers lol

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

 

[beorhthelm]

LOL hilarious read, here is a snip:

not so funny when you think these sort of people sit on juries or have weapons to "defend" themselves

 

[Laughing Gravy]

Just in case you need to know
How To Spot A Masturbator | ChristWire

Look in the f***ing mirror

 

[disgruntled h blocker]

I'm concerned, I do a lot of kayaking and also play squash four times a week, so my hands (especially my right one) is quite raw and calloused. Does that make me a wanker?

 

[Juan Albion]

not so funny when you think these sort of people sit on juries or have weapons to "defend" themselves

For crying out loud, it's a SPOOF.

 

[Laughing Gravy]

I'm concerned, I do a lot of kayaking and also play squash four times a week, so my hands (especially my right one) is quite raw and calloused. Does that make me a wanker?

Probably

 

[John Bumlick]

"For adults, masturbation exhausts. It can make one groggy and unfocused. It has a steamrolling effect, encouraging individuals to think more about sex and less about their work at hand."

 

[hitony]

What I want to know is......................what were you searching for to find that

 

[little al]

What I want to know is......................what were you searching for to find that

Let me google that for you