How to ruin a perfectly sunny Sunday

[The Large One]

Set up a didgeridoo player outside the coffee bar opposite and get him to play it incessantly for hours.

I am so tempted to go over an make a few unpleasant suggestions as to what he can do with it, or where he can stick it.

 

[Bob!]

go on!

 

[The Large One]

Ooo, don't tempt me.
















































Oh, you just did.

 

[Rangdo]

Set up a didgeridoo player outside the coffee bar

Do you "play" a didgeridoo? I thought it was just blowing rasberries down a log.

I bet he's got the nice pool of dribble collecting on the pavement at the end of it hasn't he?.

 

[The Large One]

Do you "play" a didgeridoo? I thought it was just blowing rasberries down a log.

I bet he's got the nice pool of dribble collecting on the pavement at the end of it hasn't he?.

Now you mention it, there is quite a torrent of mucusoid discharge running dow the street. To cap it all, he has a cap on the ground like he's expecting to be PAID.

I'm having to play The Who and The Beach Boys to try and drown him out (not in dribble obviously).

 

[NMH]

I have heard him, he's been slothing around Sydney Street blowing raspberries into it.

I have heard didge players - he is not one. He's just some wanker who has got hold of a piece of hollow wood, and makes any sounds he can muster down the thing.

Tell him, please, to practise, listen to real didge players, and give up now or you will mount him upon his very instrument as a warning to other non-players of instruments (even musical ones, which a didge isn't)

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Chuck a boomerang at him and tell him not to come back

 

[tedebear]

the best way to get rid of any wind instrument players is to foul the air with rotten egg gas!

Failing that - stick a giant cork up the other end of it...I love digeridoo's but there aren't that many buskers I've heard who do it justice!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Could pour some soapy water in the thing. The ensuing bubbles would see him laughed out of the North Laine. Or become a regular fixture

 

[Deleted User X18H]

this is cosmpolitan Brighton pal

 

[The Large One]

I'm all for cosmpolitan Brighton if it meant not having someone make a racket that I could easily re-create by draining the water out of my toilet and have the wind rushing up through the pipes.

 

[Icy Gull]

Play some Rolf Harris ..LOUD

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

And Hove has been a better place since the Planet Janet bongo workshop has ceased.

 

[The British National Party]

Set up a didgeridoo player outside the coffee bar opposite and get him to play it incessantly for hours.

I am so tempted to go over an make a few unpleasant suggestions as to what he can do with it, or where he can stick it.

Think a lot of people would rather put up with the didgeridoo player than listen to you moaning. No one's perfect in your eyes. twat.

 

[The Large One]

Think a lot of people would rather put up with the didgeridoo player than listen to you moaning. No one's perfect in your eyes. twat.

Strange that. One, everyone else on this thread seems to agree what a annoying noise a didgeridoo can make. So, no - a lot of people would not rather hear that. Two, there was a inevitable sense of tedious predicatability that someone like you would come on here and moan about moaning. At least you didn't disappoint in that way.

Incidentally, no-one's perfect in anyone's eyes. Least of all you.

*Expects Algae to read this thread and agree with Oceanic, which says quite a lot, really.*

 

[The British National Party]

Strange that. One, everyone else on this thread seems to agree what a annoying noise a didgeridoo can make. So, no - a lot of people would not rather hear that. Two, there was a inevitable sense of tedious predicatability that someone like you would come on here and moan about moaning. At least you didn't disappoint in that way.

Incidentally, no-one's perfect in anyone's eyes. Least of all you.

The only reason why most agree with you is that you're all in that clique gang where you all agree each other. I've never said I was perfect in the slightest. I take people for what they are and face value but you seem to think that society should behave and act like you.

Anyway, got what I had to say of my chest

 

[The Large One]

The only reason why most agree with you is that you're all in that clique gang where you all agree each other. I've never said I was perfect in the slightest. I take people for what they are and face value but you seem to think that society should behave and act like you.

Anyway, got what I had to say of my chest

Excellent! A flounce from a neo-Nazi...

 

[dougdeep]

Not worse than a neighbour revving up a exhaustless motor bike all afternoon.

 

[tedebear]

The only reason why most agree with you is that you're all in that clique gang where you all agree each other. I've never said I was perfect in the slightest. I take people for what they are and face value but you seem to think that society should behave and act like you.

Anyway, got what I had to say of my chest

Oh for gods sake - someone sitting over the road from me burping into a tube all afternoon would send most of us potty I'd think..... unless you're deaf as well as dumb?

 

[Braders]

huh? sunny? WHEN?

been grey and dull in BN1 all day