how to keep your man happy . . .

[captainmorganrum]

I was sat watching tv last night, a bit bored - so I turn to the wife and says -

'babe, tell me something that will make me happy and sad all at the same time'

the missus thinks for a short while, then replies -

' out of all your mates, you have the biggest cock '

 

[Pavilionaire]

Good one CMR. I have to say out of all the NSC wives your missus has the best tits.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Which is odd Pavillionaire because out of all the back doors I have ever bashed in your missus had the daintiest.

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

Which is odd Pavillionaire because out of all the back doors I have ever bashed in your missus had the daintiest.

that is not very PC!!!!!!!

 

[Gazwag]

that is not very PC!!!!!!!

Neither are some of the names people have called others, but I must admit the most un-PC was the one Pavillionaire called you