How to get a few days off work

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junior

Well-known member
Dec 1, 2003
6,757
Trent & Mersey Canal
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow
me to take a leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few
days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I
was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was
"CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you
doing ?"
I told him I was a light bulb.

He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple
of days".

I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And
where do you think you're going?"


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She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
 






Crazy Cornish Gal

New member
Dec 26, 2003
1,063
Brighton
:shootself
 




Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm
Helpful Moderator
Jul 21, 2003
21,118
Playing snooker
so let me get this straight. Are you saying he WASN'T a light bulb after all? :(
 












Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
I just switched off.
 


dougdeep

New member
May 9, 2004
37,732
SUNNY SEAFORD
The last time I heard that joke it was about a gas lamp. :jester:
 


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