How to become an instant cult football hero despite, gospel acording to Chris Iwelumo

[Kalimantan Gull]

How to become an instant cult football hero, gospel acording to Chris Iwelumo

How to become a footballing cult hero when you're not that good:

1. Have a long silly name, something like Fortune-West, Pinamonte or Rougier
2. Be a reincarnation of Frank Bruno, big, black, friendly
3. Score late equaliser against your teams local rivals
4. Score a screamer goal on your debut.

Now most of things will generally work, but big Chris seems to manage them all.

 

[London Irish]

He's going to get one hell of a welcome at Withdean on Saturday now I reckon. Does Lumo have to be so obvious in pandering to our affections, the big Scottish tart.