How thick is this bird!!

[Northstander]

 

[Woodchip]

 

[Napper]

you'd f*** it though wouldnt ya

 

[Northstander]

 

[Scotty Mac]

 

[HAMPSHIRE DAVE]

All ya mates in the pub would piss themselves laughing about her but underneath are probably wishing it was them shagging her?
HAMPSHIRE DAVE

 

[Mr Burns]

Don't laugh, her IQ's in the top 5% of Americans.

 

[Gully]

It is cruel to laugh at people who are that dim...even if they are American.

 

[Munkfish]

u would if she kept her mouth shut

 

[bristolseagull]

My mates bird came down for the weekend, shes pretty dumb- but hot, she reckons spiders are called so due to the fact that they SPY on people!

Then, whilst watching that pig shaking bit on ant and dec she asked me if i thought the guy that won the £4000 actually won the pound coins or if they gave him a cheque!

brilliant.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Back in mid-late 90s, when Nintendo 64 consules were all the rage, a mate came to stay at my house with his g/friend. She was playing Super Mario on the N64 and our little moustachioed Italian plumbing hero had to make his way through various wierd and wonderful worlds, avoiding the dangers lurking within...

In one particular world, he was about to get attacked by a man-eating piano...

"Quick!" I shouted, "run out the room!"

...I don't even have to relate what happened next, do I...?

 

[Biscuit]

 

[NMH]

u would if she kept her mouth shut

Put in the earplugs and off ya go!

Actually, what real virile man gives a monkeys what a bird like that sounds like once the kit is off?

 

[NMH]

And you could whip the old man out and tell her "this, is a 'lozenge', you can suck it for hours, and there's even a creamy surprise"

 

[Statto]

I cant believe she struggled with those questions. Even I know the story of the pilgrim fathers, and why the flag has 50 stars. Still, she is Pretty much the same as all the septic tanks, IQ wise.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

who gives a f*** if she's thick,
Bet she goes like a shithouse door in a force ten.

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

you don't need to know shit when you look like that.

 

[magoo]

To be fair most british girls of the same age would have trouble answering simple questions about their own country.

 

[tangerine]

Ironically on the independance from whom question. She is told the answer was the English. Yes the English.

And she is the dumb one right?

 

[Trufflehound]

u would if she kept her mouth shut

I think most would if she kept her mouth open.