How often ?

[Marshy]

I have been married 19 years and gave up getting stressed about it a long time ago. I tend to go to bed now expecting nothing and it's a bonus when I do, whereas a few years back I would lay there huffing and puffing and a hydraulic jack wouldn't be strong enough to part her legs.

It can range from nothing for two to three weeks to every night for a week.

I do find though that getting the diy jobs done without being asked makes it more likely to happen whilst sitting on the sofa watching the footy all weekend will generally mean no action in the bedroom dept except for shirty silences. Still, some things are more important than sex.

i summoned up the courage last night and asked about this and indeed the wife did confirm that the completion of Chores and DIY etc without being asked will indeed increase the chances of more activity in the bedroom........

Obviously this is bribary but........in my opinion worth it ?

 

[virgirlo]

have you ever considered that your wives/girlfriends just don't fancy you all anymore and really don't want to get intimate. perhaps they are all getting their once daily sessions else where!

 

[Meade's Ball]

have you ever considered that your wives/girlfriends just don't fancy you all anymore and really don't want to get intimate. perhaps they are all getting their once daily sessions else where!

If my girlfriend ever found her way out of the basement i lock each and every morning when i set off for work, i'd be worried.

And don't get on my back, women's libbers. I have constructed a device with a rubber teat that she can locate in the dark and suckle the necessary nutrition from before i return home to release her into the kitchen to complete her chores.

 

[rool]

have you ever considered that your wives/girlfriends just don't fancy you all anymore and really don't want to get intimate. perhaps they are all getting their once daily sessions else where!

Don't be ridiculous

 

[Scoffers]

not for a while for me, basically because my wife's had 3 kids in 26 months !! You do the maths !

 

[Scoffers]

and before anyone wise crack, yes they are all mine (I think )

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

not for a while for me, basically because my wife's had 3 kids in 26 months !! You do the maths !

Can't you afford a telly then?

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

and before anyone wise crack, yes they are all mine (I think )

9 months on each? 9 x 3 = 27 months. They may all be yours, but are they all HERS?

 

[Highfields Seagull]

Bloody hell. What did you do? Shag your missus in the maternity ward as soon as she'd given birth

 

[Dave the OAP]

Re: Re: How often ?

The spelling on this board gets worse every day. Being married you clearly meant twice a YEAR. Christmas and birthday. FACT

I dont believe that in the slightest



you old dog you!!!


lol

 

[SK1NT]

I have the opposite, my gf is stunnign and a nympho.

 

[virgirlo]

I have the opposite, my gf is stunnign and a nympho.

....and you have been seeing her for less than 6 months i am guessing?

 

[Marshy]

have you ever considered that your wives/girlfriends just don't fancy you all anymore and really don't want to get intimate. perhaps they are all getting their once daily sessions else where!

Sais the girl with a boyfriend in a different county....
Do you know what he's upto......

 

[SK1NT]

....and you have been seeing her for less than 6 months i am guessing?

4 years matey

 

[virgirlo]

Sais the girl with a boyfriend in a different county....
Do you know what he's upto......

I am not sure if he is 'boyfriend' material just yet. So what he gets up to is his business, and what I get up to is a lot of fun !!

 

[caz99]

Have to admit i like it more than twice a week and i have been with my fella for 6 years.

 

[Scoffers]

9 months on each? 9 x 3 = 27 months. They may all be yours, but are they all HERS?

Did I fail to mention that we had twins

 

[Scoffers]

Bloody hell. What did you do? Shag your missus in the maternity ward as soon as she'd given birth

Not quite, but an interesting thought !

 

[Yorkie]

This should have been a poll.

I agree with the helping out without being asked. Women get stressed with being at work all day and then having to clean everything up at home as well. Stress and tiredness are not conducive to romance.

I want it a lot more when we're on holiday than at home purely down to this reason.

Treat your wives well and they will treat you well.

 

[robbied69]

have you ever considered that your wives/girlfriends just don't fancy you all anymore and really don't want to get intimate. perhaps they are all getting their once daily sessions else where!

Can girls just not fancy husbands/bfs'/ex bfs etc anymore then? I mean if you don't change physically.

I know that when I see some of the girls I used to know I keep thinking, how pissed must I have been? but some even though I can't stand them I still think to myself "whose the man?".