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Monsieur Leclerc

Café Rene. In disguise!
Apr 24, 2006
554
...do you come across jaw-droppingly good looking women?

I was on my way back from a local shop, having just bought the Eveing Argus, and I was stopped in my tracks by this sweet as honey voice, broken English, you know the one, asking if I knew where the Liiiiion and Looobster was. I turned round to be confronted by a Greek looking girl that had presumably been conceived in heaven. Olive skin, sleek wavy black hair, shining teeth, a highly kissable mouth, glistening eyes (even thought it was dark) and a body that launched a thousand ships.

Are the British blessed with such beauties or is it a continental thing? Do you ever get stopped in your tracks by a gift from heaven? Do we have enough beauties walking the streets or are we under attack from the bevvy culture? Too many questions?
 








Monsieur Leclerc

Café Rene. In disguise!
Apr 24, 2006
554
Alas, I had some chicken in the oven and as I passed (caught up with her) she was with a gentleman. The thing is, she was so naturally beautiful and you see so many girls plastered in make-up and tight ill-fitting clothes. She had a classy saunter and could quite possibly have any man she wanted. Why was she hanging about in the Regency ward of Brighton?!

Have you noticed how the beauty of the female race has been watered down with average birds that will end up losing half their face on your pillow or is it just me?
 






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