how often do you have sex?

[stan miguell]

im an oldie but still give the ole boy a run out once a week. not bad i rekon.

 

[Nibble]

With monotonous regularity!

 

[Silent Bob]

im an oldie but still give the ole boy a run out once a week. not bad i rekon.

How old is this boy you have sex with?

 

[surrey jim]

How old is this boy you have sex with?

 

[stan miguell]

How old is this boy you have sex with?

hes the wrong side of 60 now but hes still puttin on a good show!

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

im an oldie but still give the ole boy a run out once a week. not bad i rekon.

I take it this is withyour wife/partner ? Dis she get excited when you told her you were getting some 'horse meat' in ? ?

 

[Napper]

1 / 2 a week , thats what a long term relationship does , was at least 1 / 2 a day for first couple years

 

[Buzzer]

Not done it in 6 or 7 weeks hence all the fantasising on NSC about Kate McCann. Fingers crossed the barren run will end in a week or 2.

Hope that helps.

 

[stan miguell]

I take it this is withyour wife/partner ? Dis she get excited when you told her you were getting some 'horse meat' in ? ?

the missus dont no bout the donkey burgers as shed throw one if i told her. she dont no bout me havin sex either tho!

 

[Man of Harveys]

Does it only count if it's with somebody else?

 

[Tricky Dicky]

1 / 2 a week , thats what a long term relationship does , was at least 1 / 2 a day for first couple years

A half a time a week ? What's that, starting on a Sunday and finishing on Monday ?

 

[Billy the Fish]

Not done it in 6 or 7 weeks hence all the fantasising on NSC about Kate McCann. Fingers crossed the barren run will end in a week or 2.

Hope that helps.

Does that mean you'll be changing your vote in the prostitute thread

 

[Buzzer]

Does that mean you'll be changing your vote in the prostitute thread

nah....out on a date with a milfy schoolteacher in a day or so. Milfs rock.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

nah....out on a date with a milfy schoolteacher in a day or so. Milfs rock.

50+ ?

 

[Buzzer]

blimey, 50?...too old. I said Milf not Gilf!

She's 35, looks about 30 slim, clever, funny and pretty. Get in!!!