How many shits would you deem too much?

[Marshy]

Im pretty certain 1 or 2 dumps a day is pretty average and considered the norm

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Having gone on holiday for 9 days and keeping an eye on the number of shits I did, I wondered if I have a slight problem

Now I did 22 shits in 9 days, an average of just under 2.5 shits a day. Is this normal?

I simply can't function if I don't unleash a big one in the morning. Another soon after dinner is also essential for me to go to sleep content.

So then. Am I normal or do I need help?!

It's whoever has to clean your khazi I feel the most sorry for. I bet the pan looks like the ambassador's reception...

 

[Danny-Boy]

Having gone on holiday for 9 days and keeping an eye on the number of shits I did, I wondered if I have a slight problem

Now I did 22 shits in 9 days, an average of just under 2.5 shits a day. Is this normal?

I simply can't function if I don't unleash a big one in the morning. Another soon after dinner is also essential for me to go to sleep content.

So then. Am I normal or do I need help?!

A mate of mine - Polish - gets by with ONE a WEEK. And he can stink a room out when he lays one down, seen it happen in a pub. Awesome.

One early doors must be normal, after all your digestive system is operating while you are asleep.

 

[SNOOBS]

I think the smell you leave is more of a problem

 

[essbee]

I had a spot of trouble in Egypt once - food poisoning sort of thing.

I would have needed a Cray Supercomputer to count the number of times during
a four day period.

 

[lucas164111]

Is this why you've decided against Carlisle away H? Train toilet aren't too bad.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

I have had about 24 bowel movements since 11pm last night.

 

[Danny-Boy]

I have had about 24 bowel movements since 11pm last night.

Shouldn't that comment be on the "Best Curry House in Brighton" thread??

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Shouldn't that comment be on the "Best Curry House in Brighton" thread??

Sadly I think it was a Thai I had on Friday night. Although I thought most of that came up in Compton Road. Does food poisoning take up to 48 hours?

 

[HseagullsH]

Is this why you've decided against Carlisle away H? Train toilet aren't too bad.

The fear of Yeovil away happening again is too much to stomach.

Did a shit, then realised there was no toilet paper. Had to make my way across the train.

Got to the next toilet, only enough toliet paper for a tiny wipe. Got to the next toilet to finish the messy job. Oh great, the waters not working.

That was a horrible experience.

 

[Badger]

The fear of Yeovil away happening again is too much to stomach.

Did a shit, then realised there was no toilet paper. Had to make my way across the train.

Got to the next toilet, only enough toliet paper for a tiny wipe. Got to the next toilet to finish the messy job. Oh great, the waters not working.

That was a horrible experience.

Brown trousers is the answer there

 

[Seagull64]

 

[Andrew]

Anywhere between 5-21 shits a week is normal, any less or more you may have a problem.

 

[upthealbion1970]

Sadly I think it was a Thai I had on Friday night. Although I thought most of that came up in Compton Road. Does food poisoning take up to 48 hours?

Can take upto 48 hours depending on type of poisoning

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

i don't think it's the frequency you should worry about but other attributes such as density, weight, shape, aroma, texture and flavour.

this may help - ideally you should be pinching off type 3s and 4s.

Isn't that the poster in Thornton's shop window ?

 

[Durlston]

Having a Chicken Phall followed by MDMA. I pooed through the eye of a needle for hours in a club toilet. What a disastrous night that was.

 

[Braders]

3 a DAY !!! I'm currently working at about 2 a WEEK if that

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

I remember seeing that bint Gillian McKeith on telly once saying 2 dumps a day is the healthy norm. I personally am usually one to drop the kids off at the pool once a day, but maybe two times once a week or so. I must average around 1.2 a week I reckon.

In fact, I am actually writing this whilst doing the business

 

[Captain Pugwash]

Ive had 4 today