How many shits would you deem too much?

[HseagullsH]

Having gone on holiday for 9 days and keeping an eye on the number of shits I did, I wondered if I have a slight problem

Now I did 22 shits in 9 days, an average of just under 2.5 shits a day. Is this normal?

I simply can't function if I don't unleash a big one in the morning. Another soon after dinner is also essential for me to go to sleep content.

So then. Am I normal or do I need help?!

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

pointless judging on holidays as your body is (probably) reacting to an intake of a different food to your regular diet, hence the abnormal shit levels!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Can I suggest that you go somewhere a little more exciting for your next holiday, so you do not have to resort to counting your defecation levels?

 

[beorhthelm]

if you need to ask, its probably not right.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

The other half is a regular as clockwork with her chocolate logs whereas I can go a few days with nothing then deposit three mega doses of choccy in the space of hours. Each to their own I guess.

 

[Blackadder]

Having gone on holiday for 9 days and keeping an eye on the number of shits I did, I wondered if I have a slight problem

Dunno. Where the hell is Danny Seagull when you need him? This is one of his specialist subjects!

 

[sydney]

for discrepancies such us this an over-all weight is needed , if you feel you are shitting too much you may have to dump in a bucket for five days and then weigh the total amount,dividing the figure by five will give you your mean dumpage weight over the period...........i quite often have 5 or 6 shits a day,especially when on holiday..i wouldn't be too concerned if i were you.

 

[lizard]

 

[Don Quixote]

Too many dicks up your arse.

 

[Juan Albion]

If it was wearing this (like so many seem to do), I'd say one was too many.

 

[Nappy thrower]

Morning Juan.

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

I think you should ask Golgothan (the Shit Demon) from “Dogma”

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[Gwylan]

I normally have the exact opposite problem.

I once went on holiday with a mate who suffered from your syndrome, I think he'd been for 14 dumps before I had my first. We seemed to spend the first couple of days looking for Serbian bogs.

 

[John Bumlick]

i don't think it's the frequency you should worry about but other attributes such as density, weight, shape, aroma, texture and flavour.

this may help - ideally you should be pinching off type 3s and 4s.

 

[Captain Pugwash]

A heathy person does 3 dumps a day

 

[Uncle Buck]

A certain well know Albion fan, in Her Majesty's Tax Trade managed 9 on a train between Dublin and Galway, if that helps.

 

[The Brighton Bear]

A heathy person does 3 dumps a day

That makes me healthy then!

 

[Tricky Dicky]

I remember the day that Blackburn won the premiership (it's not related to the story, it's just very clear in my memory) - I had a baaaad afternoon, where for several hours, I could not last more than 3 minutes without needing to dump - I deemed it somewhat a victory when I lasted 10 mintes without going at one point. Fortunately I was at home. That was not normal.

 

[Giraffe]

Once a day, no more no less.

 

[strings]

A heathy person does 3 dumps a day

I'm sure one of these TV doctors was saying as long as you are regular, you are OK. Up to 3 a day, or down to 4 a week is normal as long as it is regular. If you aren't regular, than perhaps ask the doc next time you happen to be there.

One final thought folks, if your poo is irregular and sometimes contains bloody bits go to a doctor!