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How many sexual positions can you name?



Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
19,212
Brighton, UK
Shamelessly stolen from another football messageboard I was just looking at and because it's Friday - how many sexual positions can we name between us?

I'll start off - also because it's Friday - with the DOGGY position. GO!
 
















Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
The Leeds United...on the bottom and rogered by nearly everyone.
 
















withdeanwombat

Well-known member
Feb 17, 2005
8,769
Somersetshire
There's more than one?

Why wasn't I told?

Oh well,I've forgotten the one I did know anyway.
 












H block

New member
Jul 10, 2003
1,345
Worthing
For 15 years my mother-in-law always told my wife, don`t let him turn you over and do it ''The other way''.





finally she relented and laid on her back to do it.





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They were from Lancing.
 




Dave the OAP

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
47,185
at home
the...are you asleep?

:down: :down: :down: :down: :down: :down:


:lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:
 


El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
40,150
Pattknull med Haksprut
Cowgirl (her on top facing away)

Bagpipes (in hte armpit)

Rodeo (same as doggy but you shout her sisters name in error, and then see how long you stay in the saddle......I have managed 12 seconds)
 


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