How many long running jokes does NSC have

[AmexRuislip]

A prisoner was being shot a dawn. "Any last requests?" "Can I sing a song?" "Mmn, I suppose so." "Thanks. There were ten million green bottles...."

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

Dick Knight's nephew seems to have disappeared.

Maybe he wasn't, after all.

 

[El Presidente]

bhadebenham's unrequited love for Dean Wilkins?

 

[Garage_Doors]

Where's the cup final money gone.

 

[Puppet Master]

Could do a job

Having a "things that annoy you thread" every 2/3 weeks and someone mentioning people who say "can I get a coffee?". Accompanied by several posts in agreement usually along the lines of "God yes, that makes me want to bury an axe in their head".

 

[My Name Is Gully]

ees comlplicated

look at that bloke over poyets shoulder - mentel Lou from neighbours.

 

[Puppet Master]

Oh and "swooping" to make a signing

 

[Winker]

"Somebody Signs" A thread about a possible signing started by a load of pictures involving "somebody's" name.

 

[Bombadier Botty]

ees comlplicated

look at that bloke over poyets shoulder - mentel Lou from neighbours.

Best thing ever on here.

 

[Waynflete]

Greg Bobkin from Stevenage. What a player!

 

[hart's shirt]

Leon Knight, he's alright.

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

The greatest ever film directed by Steven Spielberg thread was quite funny with virtually everyone sabotaging it with votes for Hook.

 

[Acker79]

The greatest ever film directed by Steven Spielberg thread was quite funny with virtually everyone sabotaging it with votes for Hook.

That wasn't sabotage. It was honest voting.

Rufio, Rufio, Ru-fi-oooooooo.

 

[Hampster Gull]

Barnes isnt good enough for us, he is at best a league one player

loads of the whitehawk players are better than JFC

 

[Terry Butcher Tribute Act]

Phil McHunt

 

[backson]

We're a bigger club than (insert name here)

We're a bigger club than Iain? I don't get it

 

[AlbionPics&SouthCoastTwit]

I would like to nominate-----Let's play with our Blatter out----meaning playing with fair play and no cheating or dirty play.

 

[GolfingGull]

Has he singed yet?

 

[Ernest]

Idiots who POST certain WORDS in CAPITALS

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Leeds United - the REAL champions of Europe

The mighty Lancashire (who would have have won the county championship every year that the other SUPERPOWER Surrey didn't win it - if it didn't rain so much in Manchester).

Cyclists