How many bullschit hoops to jump thru to register on the crummy new NSC?

[Bandwidth Bill]

Really pissed orf here.

I'm now 'Tom Hark, Preston Park' (the original and best)

'TheeTomHarkPrestonPark' (trying to second guess the bullshit software)

and...

'BandwidthBillNSC'

Neat name but...

If it wasn't for Yorkie suggesting that if I tried web address a) rather than web address b) - b) being the one we were supposed to use, I'd never be able toaccess NSC from home again under the current regime, only from a shitty internet cafe in Slough High Street.


Sort it out ya muppets! (there's never a juan kerr smiley when ya needs one aye?)

and...relax...

 

[Lush]

Oooh you're not at all like your fellow-countryman Cameron from BB. He's such a nice mild-mannered sort of chap.

 

[JEM]

You mean a ****?

 

[Beach Hut]

Always one with the "c" word - standards are slipping whilst Dwayne is away

 

[JEM]

You mean Cameron?

 

[Bandwidth Bill]

Lush - You're right of course. I did try following in the footsteps of the blessed Cameron, did all the Bible reading 'an all... then somebody went and spoilt it by telling me the ending...

No worries, The Cheesemakers Are still blessed aye?