How many bones have you broken?

[Gully]

Don't think I have broken any, though you can break some bones and never know apparently. The most painful thing I have done is tear the cartilage that joins your rib-cage to the sternum, did this twice playing hockey, it is bloody agony and takes about a month or so to repair itself, during that time it is difficult to sleep because of the pain.

 

[Beach Hut]

zilch

 

[Bobby's Gull]

Broke both my wrists and had to have pieced back together . . . lovely. Also dislocated my knee and it keeps popping out, it's fcukin agony.

 

[Ernest]

I'm breaking Beach Huts neck on Sunday

 

[Hilton]

Broken my left arm twice (same bit of it, the cast was off for a week then I broke it again)

 

[graz126]

both bones in bottom of left leg, right ankle, 2 fingers, nose.
6 bones.

 

[ManxSeagull]

Broke my cheekbone about 4 years ago playing football in one of our local cup competitions called the "Boddingtons Hospital Cup"

Challenged for a header and got an elbow the face. I now have a plate in my cheek.

 

[Braders]

one , my metacarpal ( little bone in second to left finger?) when my dopey git of a mate stood on my hand wearing his football boots

 

[Gblocksouthstand]

wrist, jaw (in Grenadier), toe (twice)

 

[cheeseroll]

cheek bone - cricket
finger - football
wrist - karting
two ribs - pissed up. belly slamming

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Never broken a bone, but I've had my heart broken!

 

[Everest]

Both done while playing in goal (differnt games of course)

Broke the little finger on my left hand.
Broke right ankle and then dislocated it walking off the pitch

 

[Cian]

Broken my big toe, repeatadly. In fact, its taped up now, did it in just after the second leg, on the way home, whacked it off a lampost

No, I wasn't drunk, I do always walk like that.

 

[Turkey]

Broken my left arm twice. First time I jumped off a fence and landed badly. Second time I ran into a fence.

 

[Everest]

Stay away from fences then.

 

[Yorkie]

What bone is 'the nose' then ?
IT'S NOT A BONE YOU PLONKERS !!

The bridge of the nose is bone and can be broken.

 

[NMH]

The bridge of the nose is bone and can be broken.

Might as well include the whole bloody face then Yorkie, you squid . Next you are gonna tell me you once broke a nipple.

 

[NMH]

Incidentally, I just broke wind

 

[elbowpatches]

Both the ulna and radius in my right arm in the same football incident, snapped the radius and shattered the ulna in a few places.
3 fractured ribs, again playing football.
1 collar bone, yes, playing football.

 

[Yorkie]

Might as well include the whole bloody face then Yorkie, you squid . Next you are gonna tell me you once broke a nipple.

No but I've had a cracked one.