How dodgy are you?

[Berk (of 'Trapdoor' fame)]

How dodgy are you?

Interesting. Not wishing to give too much away, I am pretty much a decent character but may have a small prison sentence on the basis of eating mince pies on Christmas Day!

Work safe.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Think this may well have been done before..

Years in prison: 47 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

 

[Trigger]

Dodgy

Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 97.5 Potential fine: £4500

 

[Gritt23]

I'd feel harshly treated, but ...

Years in prison: 44 Potential fine: £7000

 

[rospants]

0 years in prison, no fine

 

[JJ McClure]

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 36.5 Potential fine: £2000


Quite a light sentance considering I've been shop lifting for a naked mannequin to have anal sex with whilst drunk, naked, masterbating and on drugs then driven home (for a bet).

 

[Les Biehn]

Jesus, your a right load of bad boys only 22yrs and £7000 fine for me.

 

[Berk (of 'Trapdoor' fame)]

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 36.5 Potential fine: £2000


Quite a light sentance considering I've been shop lifting for a naked mannequin to have anal sex with whilst drunk, naked, masterbating and on drugs then driven home (for a bet).

and then a nice spot of fishing on a Sunday in Scotland to recover.

 

[Knightsworld]

I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 26.5 Potential fine: £0

Well that's a bit more spending money then

 

[Springal]

I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 20.5 Potential fine: £4500

 

[Ding Dong !]

11 years £5K

 

[Bono]

25.5 years & £0 fine, disappointing really.

 

[Rusco]

0 years in prison, no fine

answer removed ...... just in case young girl alert

 

[Barnet Seagull]

More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 111 Potential fine: £7000

 

[Scotty Mac]

Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 96.5 Potential fine: £2000