[Football] How do you take your knee?

[LamieRobertson]

It tends to come with me as it’s attached to my leg ..so I don’t have much choice in the matter

 

[A1X]

Left knee down then tweet the selfie to GB News

 

[The Clamp]

I tend to go down on the left knee, arms spread at shoulder level with a big smile and a cry of “Mammy”!!
Goes down a treat.

 

[vegster]

We are now many games into the Euros, so how do you take your pre-match knee? Have you settled on a particular knee? Or do you alternate game to game? Do you add a clenched fist? Or is there something else you add?

And do you have any knee taking tips? I had to be helped up after wearing skinny jeans so I recommend loose fitting slacks for a successful and complete execution. In fact I recommend loose fitting slacks for any man my age; not sure what I was thinking that night.

Over to you.

How I take the knee depends on the size of the object or item that I have dropped..I normally just slowly drop to whichever knee seems suitable and keep as straight a back as is possible before fumbling and grabbing what I have dropped and ascend on the same manner.

 

[jcdenton08]

I remember just 48 hours or so ago, several people jumped in to say he's not a troll. It's just that he lives in Germany now and isn't funny as a result. I basically won that, didn't I.

 

[portslade seagull]

If I took my knee i would be stuck there for a while

 

[Guinness Boy]

Splash of milk, two sugars.










Oh, KNEE...................

 

[Chicken Run]

You don't need the rabbit. Give PPF a call.

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[jcdenton08]

Is that Ppf that many on here consider a racist apparent Nazi or PPF the parody account that several members of this forum have access to and use? [emoji6]


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Isn't PPF Dave? Always found him a decent guy.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Splash of milk, two sugars.

Builder’s knee?

 

[Guinness Boy]

Isn't PPF Dave? Always found him a decent guy.

Yep. Dave the Nazi. LOVELY bloke. Unless you're, y'know, not Aryan.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

To the groin of the nearest prat

 

[Weststander]

On my knees.

 

[NooBHA]

The last time I took the knee I was an Alter Boy and the Priest started paying me too much attention so I gave it up

 

[darkwolf666]

I tend to go down on the left knee, arms spread at shoulder level with a big smile and a cry of “Mammy”!!
Goes down a treat.

And I thought you hated Mrs Brown's Boys?

 

[albionalbino]

I have to BOOO myself whilst kneeling to get the true match experience.
Takes some practice but not as difficult as singing the national anthem and simultaneously BOOING.

 

[Beach Hut]

I had to be helped up after wearing skinny jeans.

Clear fashion faux past skinny jeans at your age

 

[The Wookiee]

When did kneeling down become taking the knee

 

[Eeyore]

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Depends which one is the bigger cock...

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

When did kneeling down become taking the knee

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