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[Albion] How close is Locadia to wrestling Ashley Neal's title away?
- Thread starter Lenny Rider
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cheshunt seagull
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- Jul 5, 2003
- 2,498
Has everyone forgotten Damian Hilton? Herman Munster on ice.
This. I was unfortunate to attend all his appearances including the absolute debacle away at Brentford where he gifted them two goals. He was the absolute shittest player I ever saw playing for us. He was also apparently a cocky bully with indelicious traits (according to a post on NSC made more than 20 years ago by someone who had had dinner with him and his cowering missus).
Edit: gratuitous thread, though. Big Jurgs has already been tried and convicted of giving up; no need to backfill his entire time with us with crème de poo-poo.
grubbyhands
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To replace the late DJ 'Dirtbox Dave' at the working mens club ?
I so wanted him to smash that half chnce home on Saturday, imagine the posts here if he had . . .and the pressure on NM. Wonder ifhe'll get another sniff on Wednesday?
Deportivo Seagull
I should coco
Terry Butcher Tribute Act
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- Aug 18, 2013
- 3,178
Locadia feels like a modern day Craig Davies to me.
Maybe he'll inexplicably do ok somewhere else despite being rubbish. If we can offload him that is
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Maybe he'll inexplicably do ok somewhere else despite being rubbish. If we can offload him that is
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Lenny Rider
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- Sep 15, 2010
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Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 70,221
Ashley Neal never cost the club FIFTEEN MILLION QUID. Hopefully anybody in the recruitment team involved in buying this piece of crap has been given their P45 and shown the door 
Jam The Man
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34 short years ago
Super Steve Earle
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I have no memory of Ashley Neal. But I presume he was comparable to The Hawk, that dreadful Scottish keeper brought in by McGhee and that other dismal keeper Wayne Henderson.
The real question is, how many worse players than Locadia have there been in the last 30 years?
The answer; probably dozens and dozens who’d not have a showreel as good as this:
https://youtu.be/eQBvXtk4SSU
Yes, he cost £14m but that really does get you **** all in the Premier League if you’re after a goal scorer.
Sensationalism triumphs over reality and truth once again.
um bongo molongo
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So we don’t think he’s going to come good then?
METALMICKY
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- Jan 30, 2004
- 6,081
How have people forgotten Mark Farrington?
The worst player of all time for me was Kemy.
More mirrors in his house than minutes running on the pitch.
Kosh
'The' Yaztromo
I like Big Jurgs
However ‘off it’ he appears one day an absolute belter is going to bust the net, travel through the stand and end up in the carpark with the ‘keepers severed hands still gripping the ball.
Sure, it might be just once, but by God I hope I live to see it.
Thus I declare he’ll latterly fall into the not great but legendary for one goal, or perchance, two status.
Those who saw the likes of Ansah, Adekola and Mahoney-Johnson... well, we poor souls bore witness to the truly harrowingly wretched... and then there was Christer Warren.
However ‘off it’ he appears one day an absolute belter is going to bust the net, travel through the stand and end up in the carpark with the ‘keepers severed hands still gripping the ball.
Sure, it might be just once, but by God I hope I live to see it.
Thus I declare he’ll latterly fall into the not great but legendary for one goal, or perchance, two status.
Those who saw the likes of Ansah, Adekola and Mahoney-Johnson... well, we poor souls bore witness to the truly harrowingly wretched... and then there was Christer Warren.
