'How can you not like him/her/that?'

[virgirlo]

 

[Easy 10]

Tabloid "Showbiz" columns.

Who gives a f*** about whether Wynona Riders' shoes go with her dress ? Or what a "close pal" (ie fictional quote) had to say about Jude Laws' faltering relationship ?

 

[Tooting Gull]

Tabloid "Showbiz" columns.

Who gives a f*** about whether Wynona Riders' shoes go with her dress ? Or what a "close pal" (ie fictional quote) had to say about Jude Laws' faltering relationship ?

What, has Siena given him the boot? Good to see her back on the market...

 

[Pavilionaire]

Cliff Richard.

We're all going on a summer holiday? Here's 2 weeks in the Tikrit Hilton, give Saddam my love...

 

[Easy 10]

What, has Siena given him the boot? Good to see her back on the market...

Yes, I agree. She was far too good for him anyway.
And did you see that necklace she wore to the Collateral Premiere ? I'm all for a bit of bling, but really that was just crude, and it detracted from her whole outfit.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Or did he give her the elbow? Strong Arm Of The Law...

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Modern R'n'B (get your own feckin name for a genre rather than nicking and messing up what was a perfectly good one). Total blinging SHITE

 

[Meade's Ball]

Women. They're rubbish. It's all: i've got a headache, the dog is ill, i don't like the way your hair feels on my body, you call those nipples?, why don't you write me erotic poetry any more?, does my face look big in this?, i want to touch other men, your mother smells, i want an orgasm, i've accidentally thrown away your lucky pants, i sometimes wish you were your brother (the dead one).
Know worra mean?

 

[Dave the OAP]

I think there is something you should be telling us here meady mate

 

[Jesus Gul]

Kathy Burke - must be funny 'cos she is pig ugly

 

[Meade's Ball]

I think there is something you should be telling us here meady mate

I dress up as dead celebrities. Riga mortis and all.

That sort of thing?

 

[Titanic]

Peter Kaye.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

I was trying to think of someone completely inoffensive who I don't like at all and every one else seems to. It's taken a while to get past the bulk of the users on NSC, DKM & Lush in particular but I'll take a stab at. . .

Penny Smith

 

[The Large One]

Tuscany. If I want to spend my holiday surrounded by publishers from Islington, I'll go to Islington.

Cornwall. If I want to spend my holiday with the above's brattish bastard offspring, I'll go to Islington.

 

[Meade's Ball]

If anyone would like to come and stay in my Islington houseshare for a while, PM me.
Cheers

Meade's_Ball
Hotelier/Gaoler

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

Graham Norton

Gay bummer gets right on my tits.

:safeway2:

 

[chips and gravy]

American shows like Rikki Lake, Montel, Jerry Springer et al. Who gives a toss, and why do there have to be so many shows about maladjusted people that want to air all their dirty washing in public. I won't even start about our cheap imitations...

 

[perth seagull]

Tuscany. If I want to spend my holiday surrounded by publishers from Islington, I'll go to Islington.

Agreed. Well, maybe not about Tuscany as a whole, but Florence is the most over-rated and worst city I've ever had the displeasure of visiting. I must be the only peron in the world who doesn't like that run down piece of rubble.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Tomatoes.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

It's taken a while to get past the bulk of the users on NSC, DKM & Lush in particular

Very nice. The ingratitude of youth. You big Yellow Fleeced ...... CHISSELER.

I agree about Lush.