How can a goal be scored?

[KingKev]

This is a needless addition to an already fine thread, but still...

TW@T - that was liquid football.
Genius

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Guided. Didn't panic or just smash it, guided.

 

[Puppet Master]

I believe one is also able to "AAAAHHHHH TONY YEBOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" it in.

And

DENNIS BERGKAMP!
DENNIS BERGKAMP!
DENNIS BERGKAMP!
DENNNIIISSSS BERRRRGGGKAMMPPPP!

 

[Codner's Crackpipe]

It was a sweep. The more powerful variant of the brush.

 

[sdmartin1]

Jiri surely LASERED the ball into the top left corner tonight

 

[Simster]

Jiri surely LASERED the ball into the top left corner tonight

He hammered or smashed it, surely?

 

[sdmartin1]

He hammered or smashed it, surely?

Good shout!

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Goldson "nodded" it home.
At Brum, Sidwell "shinned" it in.

And for Burnley "they've fluked another injury time goal"

Goals are sometimes described how like breasts are handled.
Grabbed a winner
Squeezed in
Stroked home
Nudged in
and maybe thrashed ...