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How British [English really] are you?









maltaseagull

Well-known member
Feb 25, 2009
13,032
Zabbar- Malta
As British as Kevin Costner’s Robin Hood
Which is to say, not very British at all. But you’re probably a much happier, more well-adjusted person for it.
 




withdeanwombat

Well-known member
Feb 17, 2005
8,699
Somersetshire
Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd,
Buy me some popcorn and crackerjack,
I don't care if I never get back,
And it's rah, rah,rah, for the home team,
If they don't win it's a shame,
And it's one, two, THREE strikes you're out,
At the old....Ball......Game.
 




vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
27,897
as british as Beckham's right foot. heart of british but not emotionally repressed.

Beckham's right foot is owned by Samsung,Adidas,Gillette and Pepsi among others
 




vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
27,897




Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,077
Haywards Heath
A yank? :shrug:
 




Mowgli37

Enigmatic Asthmatic
Jan 13, 2013
6,371
Sheffield
As British as a Dalek serving afternoon tea
There aren’t many more British (or awkward) than you. The Empire is lucky to have you.

Waking people up as I desperately try not to wake them up seems to be my speciality :facepalm:
 




Cheshire Cat

The most curious thing..
I appear to be Kevin Costner - help.

:shootself:ohmy::flounce:
 




DavidinSouthampton

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jan 3, 2012
16,600
probably American????? Where did I go wrong. I am disgusted with myself.
 






Albumen

Don't wait for me!
Jan 19, 2010
11,495
Brighton - In your face
As British as a Dalek serving afternoon tea
Via faultychameleoncircuit.tumblr.com
There aren’t many more British (or awkward) than you. The Empire is lucky to have you.
 




Guy Crouchback

New member
Jun 20, 2012
665
You got: As British as Stephen Fry walking a corgi outside Buckingham Palace

There's something wrong with this test. I am 100% Polish, I've never even been
to England, and it tells me I'm as British as this quite brilliant sodomite of yours.
How positively nonsensical.
 






Having spent the afternoon at Fratton Park, I can only report that I spent some time singing...

"We know who we are, we know who we are,
We're sheep-shagging *******s,
We know who we are".

I don't think that makes me 100 per cent English.
 


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