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DJ NOBO

Well-known member
Jul 18, 2004
6,390
Wiltshire
At my peak I was 8.5.

Now, a 6.25.
 


Bladders

Twats everywhere
Jun 22, 2012
13,672
The Troubadour
11/10

When I’m not being the worlds best #ITK , I spend the rest of the year as an international playboy when the transfer window SLAMS SHUT


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NooBHA

Well-known member
Jan 13, 2015
8,586
I'm sure that's true. That's why I've spent years learning to play the guitar, and joining and forming bands. It's bound to work sometime soon .............










....... isn't it?

So glad I decided to become an Orchestra Conductor???
 






marlowe

Well-known member
Dec 13, 2015
3,938
Apparently playing an instrument, doing something musical, makes you 90% more attractive.
I sing, play sax and clarinet, so that makes me 270% more attractive surely. :wink:
I think you might be on to something..
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zefarelly

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
21,881
Sussex, by the sea
I'm sure that's true. That's why I've spent years learning to play the guitar, and joining and forming bands. It's bound to work sometime soon .............


....... isn't it?

A bit yes . . .kind of offset the pulling goldfish faces on stage, or if like me a bass player, just being the gormless lanky one in the corner. :rolleyes:

Lighting makes all the difference. Dark lights especially ;-) 24FF0D28-DB76-4840-BAB5-4D50518E5EFD.jpeg
 




essbee1

Well-known member
Jun 25, 2014
4,182
I'd like to apologise for my post #4. I didn't really mean to tell the OP to f*** off.

I was young and stupid at the time.

By the way, I'm a bit of a looker myself. :)
 


zefarelly

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
21,881
Sussex, by the sea
I'd like to apologise for my post #4. I didn't really mean to tell the OP to f*** off.

I was young and stupid at the time.

By the way, I'm a bit of a looker myself. :)

In our 20's now eh . . . .enjoy, its a fun ride then a slippery slope :lolol:
 


Bevendean Hillbilly

New member
Sep 4, 2006
12,805
Nestling in green nowhere
I’m about a 5 these days.

BUT my dads sense of humour and my mums massive dick have combined to produce a very large genetic footprint.

I’ve had no complaints. To quote the man who destroyed my bathroom by putting floor tiles on the bleeding WALL.
 






GT49er

Well-known member
Feb 1, 2009
46,911
Gloucester
A bit yes . . .kind of offset the pulling goldfish faces on stage, or if like me a bass player, just being the gormless lanky one in the corner. :rolleyes:

Lighting makes all the difference. Dark lights especially ;-) View attachment 127946

You could afford a Marshal stack? You jammy b******! If I could have afforded one of those I'd have conquered the world!
 




*Gullsworth*

My Hair is like his hair
Jan 20, 2006
9,351
West...West.......WEST SUSSEX
:lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

GENUINELY laughing out loud :bowdown:

I think the 'Love Basement' video is possibly my favourite ever thing on NSC.

So weird bordering onto wrong but mildly amusing but dont know for sure if I should admit it. I am confused.:rolleyes::D
 




Herr Tubthumper

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
59,878
The Fatherland
I’ve got a great personality.
 


zefarelly

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
21,881
Sussex, by the sea
You could afford a Marshal stack? You jammy b******! If I could have afforded one of those I'd have conquered the world!

THey're pants, or they were then . I had a LAney for bass in the 90's , then upgraded to a hand made Orange 20 years ago :cool: which I still have . . . . a hand wired valve amp is for life, not just for Christmas :lolol:

Still have the Rickenbacker . . . .used it last night as it happens. top plank.
 


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