HM The Queen to see the Amex

[Davemania]

Judging by our injury list, if she brings her boots she could get a game

I bet she can run faster than Gary Dicker and he used to get plenty of games

 

[Lincoln Imp]

By far the most sycophantic reply I've ever read.

An honour, my arse hole.

Surely arse hole is one word these days?

 

[hart's shirt]

Any excuse to show some patriotism...

 

[Tooting Gull]

Just a couple of pointers for Her Maj. Under no circumstances should there be any dropping off in the area just north of the bridge outside the Keep. Such selfish behaviour is likely to inconvenience other road users, and upset police and parking stewards. And if opting to use the Bridge car park please pay the £15 in good time, as it can fill up.

 

[BlockDpete]

I bet she can run faster than Gary Dicker and he used to get plenty of games

And I'm sure Big Phil, could give us the height up front that we so lack.

 

[Meade's Ball]

And I'm sure Big Phil, could give us the height up front that we so lack.

You know full well he'll get a Suarezesque 10 game ban.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

I'd give absolutely anything to hang out with Her Majesty

Don't leave your crown jewels on display

 

[Hyperion]

It's going to be sold to a French energy company.

Perhaps they'll rename it Nukehaven then. Ideal location for a new Nuclear Power station. It's by the coast and not much to ruin if it all goes a bit glowy for a while

 

[Albumen]

Keep her away from the away dressing room.

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Anyone local and/or "in the know" recommend the best place to catch a glimpse of Her vaj. close up...?

you been watching The Inbetweeners?

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

But enough about the 1901 Club

When informed the peasants in the North Stand had no scallops and lobsters for tea, her maj replied 'Let them eat pies'

Marie Antoinette was framed.

 

[The Truth]

HM The Queen to see the Amex! Not bad for someone whose lived off benefits her whole life!

 

[pastafarian]

We still have a monarch? How archaic.

i know.

How very British

 

[pastafarian]

HM The Queen to see the Amex! Not bad for someone whose lived off benefits her whole life!

making no sense as always

 

[The Truth]

making no sense as always

So how does the Queen earn her cash?

 

[LargeHadronZugzwang]

"Beer to go with the Lobster Ma'am?"

 

[BN9 BHA]

HM The Queen to see the Amex! Not bad for someone whose lived off benefits her whole life!

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Someone needs to let her know that, not being a matchday, if she pops in the Club Shop for a Calde postcard and a packet of Albion Mint Imperials then there is NO cashback.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Did Norman Hartnell ever design anything in Blue and White vertical Stripes - with Queen - no. 1 on the back.

 

[Nigella's Cream Pie]

After a ruby the night before and a couple of pints of Harveys at dinnertime will HM The Queen make an unexpected detour to use the toilet facilities of the away dressing room at The Amex and try to blame it on the corgis

I used the men's toilets at The Keep yesterday, if the ladies' ones are in similar pristine condition I suggest she uses those rather than the Amex