Hilarious dog poo stories? Anyone?

[caz99]

Laura likes nothing better than sucking on a turd ..

 

[furtle]

As kids my sister Lynn and her friend Linda were having a grass fight on the park in front of our house, shoving handfuls of cut grass up jumpers and down the back of necks etc... as you do.

My sister got a bit wound up, sat astride her mate and shoved a handful of grass in Linda's mouth. Lots of choking, spluttering and tears followed as Linda realised that she had just swallowed a quantity of dog sh*t!

From the bits that Linda spluttered out it was the crumbly parched white variety.... boy did we laugh....

 

[Hampden Park]

as kids, we used to scrape up dog shit with a little spade and wrap it in some newspaper. we would then put it on someones doorstep, set fire to it and then knock their door and run and hide. they would open the door, see the burning paper and stamp on it to put it out....... hilarious

 

[Chester Drawers]

ah fresh doggie doo on snow... made very memorable snowballs.....

 

[West Hoathly Seagull]

as kids, we used to scrape up dog shit with a little spade and wrap it in some newspaper. we would then put it on someones doorstep, set fire to it and then knock their door and run and hide. they would open the door, see the burning paper and stamp on it to put it out....... hilarious

Ah, the legendary pyropastie