Hi Everybody

[Geoff Capes Shoebuff]

Hey, I'm new here. Been a regular visitor of the site and thought I might as well sign up. I know what most of you are like so I'd be slightly disappointed if you didn't leave a sarcastic/insulting comment back. Don't take the piss though, okay?

 

[GYM]

Welcome

 

[8ace]

Hello Geoff

 

[Dave the OAP]

shove it fat boy

 

[zigzag]

hi geoff.

 

[Geoff Capes Shoebuff]

That's what I'm talking about!

 

[brunswick]

are you holding your girlfriends, or dinner?

 

[Geoff Capes Shoebuff]

One is my girlfriend, one is dinner and the other is my pet budgie.

 

[Del Boy]

So, where were you when we were shit?

DO YOU COME FROM MANCHESTER ?
DO YOU HAVE RELATIVES IN MANCHESTER ?
DO YOU LIVE NEAR MANCHESTER ?

If you say NO to these three questions, you are an ideal person to become a fan of MANCHESTER UNITED

 

[I'll Get Me Coat]

Do you have a pair of budgie smugglers ?

 

[Kazenga <3]

Is that actually you in your avatar?

 

[Geoff Capes Shoebuff]

Is that actually you in your avatar?

Are you joking?

 

[Geoff Capes Shoebuff]

So, where were you when we were shit?

Could you be more specific? That could be anytime over the last 20 years

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Is that actually you in your avatar?

No that's his girlfriend. Keep up.

 

[Kazenga <3]

Are you joking?

fook off u mess

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Welcome Geoff - bit of background would be good? First game, fav player, views on Northstand v WSU etc

 

[hitony]

Shall I just ban him and be done with it


Oh...and i'm the nicest moderator..................

 

[Triggaaar]

Hi Geoff, welcome.

How long have you lived down here?

 

[Long Saulty Seagull]

Are you a RUFFIAN?

 

[Sausage]

Any sausage related anecdotes or funnies?