[Albion] Hey ho, here he goes, he's a little too quick, you're a little too slow, tippy

[Mr Bridger]

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GAY....... I'm ooot

 

[Pavilionaire]

"Hey ho, here he goes
Never shoots too high, never shoots too low
He's got a hurricane in the tip of his toes
And his name's Andrea Orlandi"

 

[ees complicated no?]

Hey ho, here he goes!
He's a little too quick,
You're a little too slow,
Beatiful volley, wundergoal,
It's ANDREA ORLANDI!

 

[Shirty]

Hey ho, here he goes!
He's a little too quick,
You're a little too slow,
For the Cyclone - he'll make a goal
It's ANDREA ORLANDI!

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

We'll get torn apart for singing Robbie Williams, can't we fit a song around something more
masculin? Slayer, for example.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Hey ho, here he goes!
He's a little too quick,
You're a little too slow,
He's the spaniard with Twinkle toes
It's ANDREA ORLANDI!

 

[Titus]

No Albion song should ever begin with the words "Hey ho". What would people think of us?

 

[nwgull]

Any football song to a Robbie Williams song is pants. Something for Orlandi to the tune of Oh Mandy by Bazza Manilow however....

 

[Triggaaar]

No Albion song should ever begin

Seems to be the general consensus.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Can we shoehorn his best quote into a song. "Procrastination is the thief of time"

 

[Bladders]

As Robbie Williams is absolute shite, I have no idea how this tune actually goes as I run a mile / turn the radio over as soon as I hear his out of tune voice.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Too long for a crowd to sing and hold it together, but I like your thinking.

 

[Triggaaar]

To the tune of Robbie Williams 'Candy'. Sorry, have had this stuck in my head for the last few months, even have the girlfriend bellowing it out - who's not into football at all (despite my best efforts). I remember this was suggested a whole back but couldn't find it searching on tapatalk.

Hey ho, here he goes!
He's a little too quick,
You're a little too slow,
Tippy tappy, wundergoal,
It's ANDREA ORLANDI!

Firstly, I don't care if it's Robbie, it's still brilliant.
Secondly, if Orlandi isn't fast enough, just change it to "we're a little too fast, you're a little too slow" (and probably 'here we go'
Thirdly, change 'quick' to 'fast'.


So...

Hey ho, here we go!
We're a little too fast,
You're a little too slow,
Tippy tappy, wundergoal,
It's ANDREA ORLANDI!


You can change tippy tappy if you like, but it's ok

 

[Bladders]

Firstly, I don't care if it's Robbie, it's still brilliant.
Secondly, if Orlandi isn't fast enough, just change it to "we're a little too fast, you're a little too slow" (and probably 'here we go'
Thirdly, change 'quick' to 'fast'.


So...

Hey ho, here we go!
We're a little too fast,
You're a little too slow,
Tippy tappy, wundergoal,
It's ANDREA ORLANDI!


You can change tippy tappy if you like, but it's ok

Can you record your version an post it please so I can get a jist of the tune.

Thanks.

I refuse to listen to the original!

 

[Uncle C]

Tippy tappy, wundergoal, should read

Got more talent in just one toe.

 

[edna krabappel]

We'll get torn apart for singing Robbie Williams, can't we fit a song around something more
masculin? Slayer, for example.

What, like we regularly get slaughtered for singing the Pet Shop Boys?

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

What, like we regularly get slaughtered for singing the Pet Shop Boys?

To be perfectly honest, I've only just twigged that its derived from that song after just listening to it then

 

[finlaych]

Hey ho, here he goes!
He's a little too quick,
You're a little too slow,
He strikes the ball, it's a wondergoal,
It's ANDREA ORLANDI!

 

[Billy the Fish]

Woeful

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Any football song to a Robbie Williams song is pants. Something for Orlandi to the tune of Oh Mandy by Bazza Manilow however....

Orlandi,
You only score without thinking,
a thoughtful touch takes it away,
Orlandi.

Yes, I know, not good.