He's coming! Is it a bird, is it a plane......no it's KAZENGA LUALUA

[Lady Whistledown]

So which one of you geeks is going to keep us in the loop & get there for 4pm in arrivals?

Arrivals? That's for SUCKERS. You want news fast, you go to the aircraft

 

[PortuGull]

Sign him up - If he can beat apartheid - he can score against Palace.

Apartheid are not even in the league anymore...

 

[Dorset Seagull]

Calm down I have it on good authority that he managed to acquire a ticket for the SSC Final and this is the reason for his travelling to Brighton

 

[Gritt23]

Calm down I have it on good authority that he managed to acquire a ticket for the SSC Final and this is the reason for his travelling to Brighton

More importantly though ..... your avatar, who is she?

 

[Seagull kimchi]

Apartheid are not even in the league anymore...

Yep - We relegated that shithouse outfit decades ago. Thankfully.

 

[Giraffe]

Arrivals? That's for SUCKERS. You want news fast, you go to the aircraft

Would be great to go on the aircraft and request that everyone stays in their seats until you remove a Mr LuaLua!!!

Then escort him very quickly to the AMEX!

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Nile Ranger more likely........

Yeah, that's all we need innit. Ranger swaggering through arrivals: Uzi held aloft wiv gaggla bitchiz in tow, takin' care ov da bizzzzz. "see ya laterz Blood" he'll quip. "I iz gunna go Peckhamside & b well gangsta. Dat Brightonz fulla battyzz izit. Laterz bruv".

ps Quick thought. Maybe Edna could attract young Kazenga's attention by holding a kebab?

 

[acrossthepond]

More importantly though ..... your avatar, who is she?

Dorset Seagull's avatar? That'll be that Suranne Jones...

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I'm not sure there's a need to go on the plane to be honest, but if I happened to be patrolling around the gate at the time it arrived and the passengers disembarked then it would be rude not to look

 

[Giraffe]

I'm not sure there's a need to go on the plane to be honest, but if I happened to be patrolling around the gate at the time it arrived and the passengers disembarked then it would be rude not to look

Make it so. Then take him at gunpoint to the AMEX. He'll sign anything then.

 

[Gritt23]

Dorset Seagull's avatar? That'll be that Suranne Jones...

Wowzers. Steve McDonald, you were batting WELL above your average there matey.

 

[darters74]

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

KLL is gonna .... you!

 

[daveinprague]

I told myself I wouldnt read this thread.....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[acrossthepond]

Wowzers. Steve McDonald, you were batting WELL above your average there matey.

She had her chance, and blew it....

 

[Napper]

The dream is Lua Lua and this vincent chap announced together

The reality . . . . . ?

 

[strings]

Is it a bird, is is a plane, its a birdplane, a mother f*****g birdplane

(title of this thread just put that incredibly random song into my head!)

 

[Gritt23]

The dream is Lua Lua and this vincent chap announced together

The reality . . . . . ?

Honestly, is that the DREAM really? Nothing involving Girls Aloud, a huge bubble bath and a massive bottle of baby oil? Now THAT'S a dream!

 

[darters74]

Honestly, is that the DREAM really? Nothing involving Girls Aloud, a huge bubble bath and a massive bottle of baby oil? Now THAT'S a dream!

Or 30 seconds with Rachel Riley! Thanks love, call me.............

 

[sydney]

if he was coming he'd be here by now . shat da fakap .......ta.................. x

 

[Sussex Nomad]

I've just seen a plane fly over St Paul's area, no idea if it has taken off, is going to land, where it may have come from or whether it is Gatwick bound... is this a positive link to KLL?