Help..........

[Italiaseagull]

It's a sunny day, and everythings A.O.K, I'm on my way to where the air is clear, but can you tell me how to get, how do I get to Sesame Street?

 

[Marc]

turn right at the traffic lights, follow the road down and take a left at the fork, about 500yards up its on your right hand-side next to the piano tuning shop

 

[fatbadger]

nah - it stopped being a piano tuning shop years ago ... it's now some DJ equipment shop ... probably

 

[tedebear]

look out for the big yellow 7 foot tall thing with feathers also....can't miss it....

 

[Italiaseagull]

turn right at the traffic lights, follow the road down and take a left at the fork, about 500yards up its on your right hand-side next to the piano tuning shop

Thanks, and while your here, do you know the way to San Jose?

 

[tinx]

keep going straight up there for about 2 miles take first left and anothe rthree miles, you can't miss it mate.

My standard directions when someone asks and I feel like being an arsehole.

 

[Marc]

get to gatwick, flight number BA7108, upon arrival get a cab, to the main centre, only 15mins from the airport

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

keep going straight up there for about 2 miles take first left and anothe rthree miles, you can't miss it mate.

My standard directions when someone asks and I feel like being an arsehole.

Ahhh....so it was you then

 

[fatbadger]

a mate of mine was once asked the way to higgy wikombi by a yank

 

[Italiaseagull]

get to gatwick, flight number BA7108, upon arrival get a cab, to the main centre, only 15mins from the airport

Thanks again!

P.S Are you going to Scarborough Fair?

 

[Marc]

Acc. Dist Route Directions


0.0 0.0 A23 Brighton, ESusx
Follow signs London A23

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0.5 0.5 A23 St Peter's Chuch (Junction with A270)
Take left-hand lane

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1.0 0.5 A23 Preston Circus (Junction with A270)
Forward (one-way)

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1.8 0.8 A23 Preston Park (on right)
Travelodge (Brighton Central)

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3.7 1.9 A23 Junction with A27
At roundabout take 2nd exit

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5.5 1.8 A23 Junction with A273 (south)
Take right-hand lane

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12.0 6.5 A23 Junction with A2300
Travelodge (Hickstead)

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19.7 7.7 M23 Junction with A264/M23
PEASE POTTAGE SERVICE AREA Keep forward to join Motorway M23 TRAFFIC BLACKSPOT - CALL 401 100 from your mobile*

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34.3 14.6 M25 Junction 8 (M25)
Branch left and follow signs Heathrow Airport to join M25 TRAFFIC BLACKSPOT - CALL 401 100 from your mobile*

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63.7 29.4 M25 Junction 14 (A3113)
Forward (signposted Watford)

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80.9 17.2 M25 Junction 19
Forward (signposted Harlow M11, The North M1)

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85.4 4.5 M1 Junction 21 (M1)
Branch left (signposted The North) to join M1 TRAFFIC BLACKSPOT - CALL 401 100 from your mobile*

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103.4 18.0 M1 TODDINGTON SERVICE AREA


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118.6 15.2 M1 NEWPORT PAGNELL SERVICE AREA


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131.2 12.6 M1 Junction 15A (Northampton Services)


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142.3 11.1 M1 WATFORD GAP SERVICE AREA
TRAFFIC BLACKSPOT - CALL 401 100 from your mobile*

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165.0 22.7 M1 LEICESTER FOREST EAST SERVICE AREA


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171.9 6.9 M1 Junction 22 (A511)
Travelodge (Leicester - Markfield) TRAFFIC BLACKSPOT - CALL 401 100 from your mobile*

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187.7 15.8 M1 Junction 25 (A52)
Forward (signposted The North, Sheffield, Leeds)

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191.4 3.7 M1 TROWELL SERVICE AREA
Travelodge (Nottingham -Trowell)

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207.2 15.8 M1 TIBSHELF SERVICE AREA


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218.8 11.6 M1 WOODALL SERVICE AREA


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223.7 4.9 M18 Junction 32 (M18)
Branch left to join M18 (signposted The North, Doncaster)

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232.8 9.1 A1(M) Junction 2 (A1(M))
Branch left and at roundabout take 1st exit to join A1(M) (signposted The North)

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240.7 7.9 A1 "Red House" Junction
End of Motorway Forward to join A1

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241.5 0.8 A1 Travelodge (Doncaster)


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244.4 2.9 A1 BARNSDALE BAR SERVICES (not shown)
Travelodge (Pontefract Barnsdale) (Opp Carriageway)

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249.5 5.1 A1 Junction with M62
FERRYBRIDGE SERVICE AREA Travelodge (Pontefract Ferrybridge)

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258.7 9.2 A1(M) Start of Motorway
Join Motorway A1(M)

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261.7 3.0 A64 Junction 45 (A64)
Leave Motorway (signposted York, Leeds) then keep right (signposted York) to join A64

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269.1 7.4 A64 Junction for Colton/Appleton Roebuck (on right)
Travelodge (York - East)

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271.9 2.8 A64 Junction with A1036 (west)
Forward into Bypass (signposted Scarborough)

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280.7 8.8 A64 Junction with A1036 (east)
At roundabout take 2nd exit

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283.3 2.6 A64 "Four Alls Inn"
In 0.8 mile ascend (10%)

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289.3 6.0 A64 (road to) Kirkham Priory (0.5 mile to right)


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300.1 10.8 A64 Rillington ("Coach and Horses" public house)


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303.9 3.8 A64 West Heslerton


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305.0 1.1 A64 East Heslerton


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307.1 2.1 A64 Sherburn


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309.1 2.0 A64 Ganton ("Ganton Greyhound" public house)


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311.0 1.9 A64 Junction with B1249 and (edge of) Staxton
At traffic signals forward

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311.7 0.7 A64 Junction with A1039
At roundabout take 1st exit

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313.0 1.3 A64 Junction with B1261 (Starr Carr)
At roundabout take 2nd exit

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314.5 1.5 A64 Junction for Filey
At roundabout take 2nd exit

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315.3 0.8 A64 Junction with B1261 (north Crossgates)
At roundabout take 2nd exit

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316.5 1.2 A64 Junction with B1427
AA SERVICE CENTRE At mini-roundabout forward

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317.5 1.0 A64 Junction with A171 (edge of Scarborough)
At traffic signals turn right (signposted Town Centre)

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318.0 0.5 A64 SCARBOROUGH
You have reached your destination

 

[CHAPPERS]

Where the f*** is Wally?

 

[Marc]

he's in:
Wally Court Road, Chew Stoke, Bristol, BS40

 

[fatbadger]

Scarborough Fair, Waxahachie, TX:

http://members.aol.com/bastafidli/fotky/scarborougheng.html

those thieving Yank bastards ... what will they nick next?

 

[Seagullible]

when will I see you again?

 

[bigc]

whats that website that let you do that crabtree, it looks worth a visit

 

[tedebear]

P.S Are you going to Scarborough Fair?

possibly not can't find any parsley, sage, rosemary or Thyme...

 

[Marc]

The AA

 

[watsongooal]

Tell Me, who let the dogs out?

 

[Italiaseagull]

I got chills there multiplying, and I'm loosing control.