help needed for lads weekend

[stan miguell]

me and a few of the lads in the bar are thinkin of jumping on a plain for a nauhty weekend soon. beers more beers and yet more beers wiht a bit of hows yor father thrown in with the local dorises.

has anyone got any idears for where to go? we dont mind it bein cold as it wold make a nice chaynge from the wether here.

weve herd that eastern europ is good for fit yuong birds who do anythin for a few quid. i quite fancy a good show wiv a cuple of lezzers or even a birs doing hereself just nothin with pets tho. we had sum bird in here once doing a show and she broght her german sheperd dog. dirty cow went down on it too.

come on lads. get yor thinkin caps on.

 

[Gully]

Please don't come to the UK.

 

[crodonilson]

I hear Baghdad is nice in March

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Prague

 

[stan miguell]

Please don't come to the UK.

whys that fella?

 

[Pat McCrotch]

I hear this place is nice at this time of year.

 

[Beach Hut]

Surely you are not leaving your wife on her own after recent events

 

[Bars Mar]

You Really Are An Idiot Stan. Everyone Knows You're About 60 And Should Know Much Better Than This.

If You Want An Answer I Would Suggest Oslo In Norway Which Is A Wonderful Place

 

[stan miguell]

I hear this place is nice at this time of year.

yor a clever geezer. im too old to care about my speling and if yuo can understand it then its good enugh. yor not mates with that mars bar bloke are you? yor about as funny.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Here you go - The Chicken Ranch Brothel

 

[stan miguell]

Surely you are not leaving your wife on her own after recent events

no id never leave her. i do love the saucy litle thing and id miss playin wiv her baps in the mornin. she cold do wiv a bit of a nip and tuk down below tho. her fanny looks like a split sofa.

 

[Lokki 7]

she cold do wiv a bit of a nip and tuk down below tho. her fanny looks like a split sofa.

Dig around in there mate and you might find some pound coins.

 

[Pat McCrotch]

I hear this place is nice at this time of year.

yor a clever geezer. im too old to care about my speling and if yuo can understand it then its good enugh. yor not mates with that mars bar bloke are you? yor about as funny.

no meight i amm knot meights wiv that marrs bar bloak. in fakt i hav neva met him beefor

 

[stan miguell]

You Really Are An Idiot Stan. Everyone Knows You're About 60 And Should Know Much Better Than This.

If You Want An Answer I Would Suggest Oslo In Norway Which Is A Wonderful Place

so wot if im pushing on a bit. still got a bit of led in the old pencil. yuo cold probly do wiv a bit of slap an tikle then you mite loosun up a bit.

mite look into oslo tho. wot the the birds like their?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Ah Friday fun.

Is this for real?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

You Really Are An Idiot Stan. Everyone Knows You're About 60 And Should Know Much Better Than This.

If You Want An Answer I Would Suggest Oslo In Norway Which Is A Wonderful Place

so wot if im pushing on a bit. still got a bit of led in the old pencil. yuo cold probly do wiv a bit of slap an tikle then you mite loosun up a bit.

mite look into oslo tho. wot the the birds like their?

Tall and Blonde

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Bars Mar is on form again

 

[Bars Mar]

I Shouldn't Respond But I Shall. Oslo Is A Great City, And The Women Are Beautiful. But They're Not Mugs And Wouldn't Be Interested In A Wrinkly Old Spanish Barman Like You

 

[Uncle Buck]

However Norway is very expensive.

 

[stan miguell]

I Shouldn't Respond But I Shall. Oslo Is A Great City, And The Women Are Beautiful. But They're Not Mugs And Wouldn't Be Interested In A Wrinkly Old Spanish Barman Like You

do yuo speak from experiance or is this sumthin you red? the lads at the bar rekon you aint ever been wiv a bird anyhow. probly too busy readin your bible. weve had a few norwejian sorts in the bar and their alrite but nuffin compared to them check birds.