Help - I just sold my dad's car and I'm only 9 years old!

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

As a non-driver, do you get around on a SKATE board?

Sorry, you'll have to repeat that, I'm a bit hard of herring

 

[Mattywerewolf]

Sorry, you'll have to repeat that, I'm a bit hard of herring

mullet over

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

Sorry, you'll have to repeat that, I'm a bit hard of herring

I said "what wh-EELS do you use to (round, round, get around, I) GET AROUND?

 

[BrianWade4]

Game of GOLF to take your mind off?

(Exit stage left)

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

Why would you sell the Alfa males car?

 

[Drumstick]

I'm CLUTCHING at straws with this one.

 

[Washboard Didgets]

I'm ASTONished how many have CHARGED into this thread with car puns.

Always good when NSC doesn't TYRE of a game, and this is a nice little runner. Lots of you could see the CE'ED of some pun fun and took UP the challenge, and DIESEL do nicely.

It EVOQUES good memories of NSC of the past.

Shame I've only just joined the party, it MITO been fun. But now all the obvious puns have been used it could all turn into ESTATE. I'll BEETLE back later to see if anything new has been been added or whether this thread has been PARKED.

 

[Bracknell_Gull]

Quattro gonna do? Thought of sending your 2CV out to any local dealerships? Clearly a natural TALONt

 

[Hampster Gull]

Can we give this thread the BOOT

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Can we give this thread the BOOT

Indeed, I think it has become Tyred and Exhausted.

 

[Return of the Rev]

Fanbelt!

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

Just remembered. Before I sold it, I replaced a key part with a cheaper, Mexican version.

So now it's got a new CAR BURRITO!

 

[essbee]

This thread is becoming wheelie, wheelie boring and driving
me round the Benz.

 

[willow147]

Datsun, was a rather foolish thing to do.

 

[The Fifth Column]

This thread is shit, errrr Volvo?