Headline competition

[chops]

I work for a group of newspapers in Somerset. Our Editor in chief decided he wanted to have a headline competition today, for the picture below. The winning entry was 'Swing Low, Sweet Chariot' which I hate. It's unimaginative and generally crap imo.

My favourite was 'Caraticus Trott' (Player with the ball is called Rob Trott), but admittedly that would have gone over most people's heads.

Anyhoooooow... your efforts please.

Yfrog Photo : yfrog.com/h78ef4j - Shared by willtopps

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Fly half's motor repossessed during match.

 

[Chester Drawers]

Would the owner of a Silver Nissan registration number WF60 NHY please move your car imme......

 

[PFJ]

Photographer in hospital after rugby player realises who played the old elastic band trick on his car.

 

[Everest]

Last one off the pitch gets the car

 

[pasty]

Mysterious Red Cross Appears In Place Of Photo On Football Fans Internet Forum

 

[chops]

Displays ok for me?