Have you ever Knocked one out in the Toilets at work?

[Gritt23]

GRITTY SINCE YOU'RE A MANAGER, THIS WASN'T YOU EXPLOITING YOUR STAFF?

LC1

NO - I wouldn't do that.



It wasn't while I was working here, it was many years ago now.

 

[Gritt23]

GRITTY SINCE YOU'RE A MANAGER, THIS WASN'T YOU EXPLOITING YOUR STAFF?

LC1

"A secretary is like any other piece of office furniture, it's not yours until it's been screwed on the desk." Alan B'stard.

Marvellous.

 

[Titanic]

318 viewings - and only 29 votes!

Come on - and let's have a little honesty

 

[BrightonBird]

Sorry - I am reading this as it beats talking to my arsy, moany and miserable work colleague.

 

[Titanic]

Nearly home time BB

 

[Meade's Ball]

I've been caught shagging in toilets but never felt such desperation that i needed to untangle one during working hours.

 

[chemical brother]

Fatboy you bastard.

Officially I was sacked for 'gross misconduct' but I had no idea the door was open and I thought it was an extremely harsh thing to get sacked for as I had nothing to do all day and they used to give us free newspapers.

xx

 

[fatboy]

I once got caught shagging in a lift at Haywards Heath station.

It was about 1am and a family of Chinese people opened the lift.

They looked rather shocked.

 

[berkshire seagull]

Got caught shagging in a club toilets and bunged out!
yep must confess to jacking off in toilets although wouldn't do it if someone was in there as i have to picture that special girl in my head and any interuptions can destroy that moment.

 

[chemical brother]

I remember you banging one out in the train toilets on the way to an away game once.

I also remember Jack Daniels pleasuring himself over a copy of The Sport in a B&B in Blackpool, as I may have mentioned on the Teeside thread.

I could talk about some of the rape allegations that followed that weekend in Blackpool but then you might start threatening court action again.

A mate of mine managed to have a swifty during a French lesson at school a few years back.

xx

 

[Safeway]

I had a wank just now.

 

[fatboy]

Got caught shagging in a club toilets and bunged out!
yep must confess to jacking off in toilets although wouldn't do it if someone was in there as i have to picture that special girl in my head and any interuptions can destroy that moment.

Yes I got chucked out of the Honey Club last year for similar reasons.

Luckily everyone thought it was because I was drunk.

I once knocked one out in Science too.

 

[berkshire seagull]

I had a wank just now.

 

[fatboy]

I had a wank just now.

 

[berkshire seagull]

Your a filthy animal fatboy

I prefer the great outdoors and cars anyway

Remember when was living with the ex she gave me a great blow job on the stair way and some bloke walked out.

 

[fatboy]

Remember when was living with the ex she gave me a great blow job on the stair way and some bloke walked out. [/B]

Did she swallow him?

 

[chemical brother]

Your a filthy animal fatboy

I prefer the great outdoors and cars anyway

That's ok, Andy likes them as well. Quote from his girlfriend: "We can take the car and go and have lunch and then have sex! You're my little vegetarian sausage (which of course is slightly frozen!) Wee! Sex!"

xx

 

[berkshire seagull]

Did she swallow him?

He wished
Still waiting for the 1st bird to swallow my juice and im 30

Had birds say they will but after beers etc they run out of steam as i take ages

 

[berkshire seagull]

That's ok, Andy likes them as well. Quote from his girlfriend: "We can take the car and go and have lunch and then have sex! You're my little vegetarian sausage (which of course is slightly frozen!) Wee! Sex!"

xx

Good old andyyyyyyy

 

[Trigger]

Didn't u used to crack em off in the toilet on the Costa coaches Chemical?