Have you ever Knocked one out in the Toilets at work?

[jeremy beadles hand]

Be honest, I have!

 

[CHAPPERS]

I couldn't, it stinks.

Bastards pisspants stoodents, i'm lucky to be able to take a shit somedays with the amount of piss all over the seats.

 

[REDLAND]

Just have saw this thread and got very paranoid

 

[Gritt23]

Alone or with someone?

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

Alone or with someone?

Alone

 

[REDLAND]

Alone or with someone?

both

 

[Safeway]

Interesting how 16 people have voted yet only three people have said either way.

All I'm saying is that I've voted.

 

[Trigger]

I notice out of the 11 people that have rubbed one off at work so far very few have poste it was them...

 

[Gritt23]

both

Dunno why I asked actually because I'm guilty on both counts.

 

[TOTKM]

I've done both only once though, felt strangely dirty so not repeated it!

Slightly o/t but a certain well known poster on here once got caught by a customer shagging his secretary over the photocopier!!

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

Can this thread be made into a sticky thread

 

[Gritt23]

Can this thread be made into a sticky thread

 

[Citrus]

I notice out of the 11 people that have rubbed one off at work so far very few have poste it was them...

 

[Vinyl Richie]

how could you carry on pumping the single-barrelled-pump-action-yogurt-slinger when there's someone else in the room?!!!

I can't even go boom boom when someone else walks in! But if a loud fart slips out, I can't stop giggling

 

[REDLAND]

how could you carry on pumping the single-barrelled-pump-action-yogurt-slinger when there's someone else in the room?!!!

I can't even go boom boom when someone else walks in! But if a loud fart slips out, I can't stop giggling

I assumed Grit meant you were being 'pumped' as you put it by a third party

Grit

 

[Vinyl Richie]

girls in the mens? scandelous behaviour! Plus IMHO girls are poo at erm...."pumping"

 

[fatboy]

I have. Both.

And I had one on the train just now.

A poster on here was sacked from work for knocking one out at work.

 

[Vinyl Richie]

NAME AND SHAME!!!!

 

[Gritt23]

I assumed Grit meant you were being 'pumped' as you put it by a third party

Grit

What I meant was that myself a girlie at work I was seeing at the time, snuck off into the loos one evening when we were working late ......

Didn't stand there and knock one out as such, but after a quick game of hide the sausage, I then went on to help her prevent breast cancer in later life, if you get my drift.

 

[London Calling]

Dunno why I asked actually because I'm guilty on both counts.

GRITTY SINCE YOU'RE A MANAGER, THIS WASN'T YOU EXPLOITING YOUR STAFF?

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