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Have you ever done anything that would besmirch the name of our fine football club?



SIMMO SAYS

Well-known member
Jul 31, 2012
11,717
Incommunicado
Thrown out of the Amex twice by Spetsnaz Stewards and a midget policeman who's helmet badge was in line with the bottom of mine :ohmy:
 






sully

Dunscouting
Jul 7, 2003
7,840
Worthing
So is that what besmirch means?

1.
damage (someone's reputation).
"he had besmirched the good name of his family"
synonyms:sully, tarnish, blacken, drag through the mud/mire, stain, taint, smear, befoul, soil, contaminate, pollute, disgrace, dishonour, bring discredit to, stigmatize, injure, damage, debase, spoil, ruin; More
2.
literary
make (something) dirty or discoloured.
"the ground was besmirched with blood"

Oh no. I've been rumbled!
 


Publius Ovidius

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
46,069
at home
We'll... I went to see palace vs Huddersfield on a bitterly cold day before the holmesdale stand was built when both sides were totally shite. It was 0-0 10 minutes to go and the palace started singing a anti brighton song. I gave them the finger and was escorted out the ground by two coppers for making obscene gestures.

I was asked by this jobsworth copper where I was from and I said, brighton. He accused me of being a trouble maker, until I explained to the thicko that I was born in Huddersfield and lived in brighton. The bloody copper had the audacity to say if I was spotted outside the ground I would be arrested. I went and sat in my car, with the heater on as it was so fecking cold.
 
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GoldWithFalmer

Seaweed! Seaweed!
Apr 24, 2011
12,687
SouthCoast
So is that what besmirch means?

1.
damage (someone's reputation).
"he had besmirched the good name of his family"
synonyms: sully, tarnish, blacken, drag through the mud/mire, stain, taint, smear, befoul, soil, contaminate, pollute, disgrace, dishonour, bring discredit to, stigmatize, injure, damage, debase, spoil, ruin; More
2.
literary
make (something) dirty or discoloured.
"the ground was besmirched with blood"

Shirly they should be posting this on the changing rooms walls
 




mune ni kamome

Well-known member
Jun 5, 2011
2,218
Worthing
Was one of the group who broke down the turnstiles at the Oak Road end Luton in the 70's. Occupied the stand for a while before being herded back out by the old bill. Whereupon we bravely knocked a pile of programmes from the hand of a young lady selling them.
 


seagurn

Well-known member
Feb 19, 2007
1,971
County town
Just dont go throwing piss around ! Dont litter dont do any of the following stand ,swear , get drunk , swear, gesture , do drugs, sing to loudly, stand, sit in the wrong seat , play with the netting between you and the home supporters, smoke , faunicate , pop balloons , take flags, Wear bovver boots , shake your willy if they get a penalty up our end to distract the penalty taker, call the ref or lino a bad name, .
Have fun sit down a placard will be raised when you may applaud (maybe) .
Have fun
 


hart's shirt

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
10,207
Kitbag in Dubai
On behalf of those of us around the world who can't be there, can I politely request that some besmirching is done for us in absentia?

In return, we'll be happy to take any match bans that come your way.

Many thanks in advance.
 




Goldstone1976

We Got Calde in!!
Helpful Moderator
NSC Patron
Apr 30, 2013
13,791
Herts
Just dont go throwing piss around ! Dont litter dont do any of the following stand ,swear , get drunk , swear, gesture , do drugs, sing to loudly, stand, sit in the wrong seat , play with the netting between you and the home supporters, smoke , faunicate , pop balloons , take flags, Wear bovver boots , shake your willy if they get a penalty up our end to distract the penalty taker, call the ref or lino a bad name, .
Have fun sit down a placard will be raised when you may applaud (maybe) .
Have fun

"Mr Tumnus? I'm Lucy. Well, get on with it then."
 


Moshe Gariani

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Mar 10, 2005
12,092
On behalf of those of us around the world who can't be there, can I politely request that some besmirching is done for us in absentia?

In return, we'll be happy to take any match bans that come your way.

Many thanks in advance.
At least two former residents of 82 Holmes Avenue will be in attendance and happy to do some of our besmirching on your behalf.
 


DarrenFreemansPerm

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Sep 28, 2010
17,335
Shoreham
Besmirching you say?

Let's say, hypothetically of course, whilst at the Millennium Stadium for a Play Off Final a slightly inebriated Albion fan DESPERATELY needed the toilet, not wanting to miss any action and finding the only available toilet locked, would taking a piss in the middle of the stairs at said stadium count as besmirching the fine name of the club?
 




hart's shirt

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
10,207
Kitbag in Dubai
At least two former residents of 82 Holmes Avenue will be in attendance and happy to do some of our besmirching on your behalf.

"Neighbours, everybody needs good neighbours..."

Many thanks from over the fence.
 




El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
39,713
Pattknull med Haksprut
Escorted out of Vicarage Road by the OB in 1984 prior to the FA Cup match for singing "Elton John is a homosexual" the week after he married that German bint. The policeman said he couldn't be gay because he'd just tied the knot and didn't want such songs spoiling Elton's honeymoon.

Had to pay to get in again, wasn't happy.
 




portlock seagull

Why? Why us?
Jul 28, 2003
17,159
At Brisbane Road I once saw a dad accosted for leading his child across the corner of the terrace that was actually taped off simply because it was practical as his child was desperate for the loo. The terrace looked fine and honestly it was nothing but in jumped PC Action am who started reading the Corn Laws. Loved it when all the Albion fans waded into the officer (verbally) meaning the Sgt Sensible had to come over and have a word with PC Action to 'let it go' and always remember the Dad remonstrating 'what's his problem, first day in long trousers?' :) A small victory for common sense against official stupidity. To this day we still debate whether he 'besmirched'?
 


mona

The Glory Game
Jul 9, 2003
5,470
High up on the South Downs.
Escorted out of Vicarage Road by the OB in 1984 prior to the FA Cup match for singing "Elton John is a homosexual" the week after he married that German bint. The policeman said he couldn't be gay because he'd just tied the knot and didn't want such songs spoiling Elton's honeymoon.

Had to pay to get in again, wasn't happy.

Wasn't the song, " Elton John's a fairy?"
 


portlock seagull

Why? Why us?
Jul 28, 2003
17,159
Escorted out of Vicarage Road by the OB in 1984 prior to the FA Cup match for singing "Elton John is a homosexual" the week after he married that German bint. The policeman said he couldn't be gay because he'd just tied the knot and didn't want such songs spoiling Elton's honeymoon.

Had to pay to get in again, wasn't happy.

In a way this is a fit and proper punishment, like an on the spot fine as you had to pay to get back in again. These days it would go to court and take tens of thousands of pounds with more drama than the Eastenders omnibus. No wonder our courts are clogged up. Sensible old fashioned policing. Even if unfair because factually you were correct! Hope the Met gave you your money back. #PoliceBrutality ;)
 


Perkino

Well-known member
Dec 11, 2009
5,988
I once watched a premiership match in which Crystal Palace played some good football ending with a Bolasie goal and I embarrasingly complimented him, and Zaha who had set him up, out loud in the vasinity of friends who know I support brighton.

Sorry for letting the club down in such a way
 




Oh look ,lets try and put people off from having a bit of a laugh ........... pathetic , I'M SURE Darren and his mates will have their beady eyes on procedings , so glad I'm not going
regards
DR

Probably one of the stupidest comments from someone who types tripe.

With that attitude, I for one am glad you won't be there. Actually you don't deserve to support our amazing club, or any club for that matter.

Go and get an education.
 


Jan 30, 2008
31,981
Probably one of the stupidest comments from someone who types tripe.

With that attitude, I for one am glad you won't be there. Actually you don't deserve to support our amazing club, or any club for that matter.

Go and get an education.
its nice to know your History its enough to make your heart go whoaaaaaaaaaa:dunce:
regards
DR
 


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