Brighton Breezy
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I saw a bloke smack a police dog in the face away to Peterborough which was funny because they arrested him for assaulting a policemen.
Set of Tracksuits said:Have posted this on here, but got a half-decent kicking after the Cup match away at Hereford in 97/98 season.
Walking through the car park after the match and a group of blokes took expection so something my sister said and started pushing her around, probably to provoke me. Anyway, I took the bait and pushed one of them, giving them the perfect excuse to take out their small-town/small-mind frustrations on my face.
Was quite lucky to get away with a few cuts and bruises.
Yes, odd that. The only time I decided to stand and fight as opposed to treating it like the running bulls (at Palermo or wherever it is) was against Palace at the Goldstone. There were a group of Brighton fans (including me) in one of those roads parallel with Goldstone Lane. I was thinking "well it's only Palace, not a club with tough fans, it's not like I'm going to get hurt or anything as they're all such weedy little malnourished oiks". Anyway the Palace fans charged and I stood my ground. I then realised I was on my own as all the other Brighton fans HAD run away, leaving me with no choice but to leg it after them.dave the gaffer said:....The palace games were strange as they always ran away at Selhurst and we always ran away at the Goldstone.
Dick Knights Mum said:I smacked a Cardiff fan after their last game at the Goldstone. We won 2-0.*joke*
Perry Milkins said:Please define what a half decent kicking means?
Set of Tracksuits said:How's that?
Beach Hut said:Yes, I hang my head in shame but at that the time it was all footie was meant to be.
Others may have run away-I didn't.paulie said:You obviously took a few blows to your head. Forgotten all the times you ran at Selhurst.
Set of Tracksuits said:Half-decent kicking is a term which I have invented myself, this morning, for my own purposes.
In this case it means:
Having your arms held behind your back while several blokes punch you in the face and kick you in the stomach, while your sister watches, screaming at them to stop.
How's that?
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Tom Hark said:Yorkie slapped me on the leg in the Brewery Tap once
The Laughing Bluebird said:Do you still shave your head?
(PS: Having re-read a load of old PM's last night, I have a strong suspicion that you sat next to a Cardiff fan at the play-off final.....)
Dick Knights Mum said:Funny you should say that. You actually sat next to my sister and daughter and friend. Lush got their tickets at the same time. My neice is loud and Welsh, and was wearing a blue boa.