Have ever nearly been caught short [Number 2's]

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Rusco

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Jul 8, 2003
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Re: Re: Re: Have ever nearly been caught short [Number 2's]

Man of Harveys said:
I have to say, I'd be a bit weirded out if, on one of my very occasional sojourns on the Downs. I came across that nice bloke who was talking about passport photos on the news gently crapping on a tree. Could you perhaps let us know where to avoid?

God ... MoH you remember my TV appearance !

I would avoid Lambleys Lane, or Cissbury Ring (no pun intended) near Worthing
 




Springal

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Feb 12, 2005
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i wouldnt say caught short but i had severe stomuch rumbling after drinking loads of beer in zargreb last month, i got to the airport and had to break out of the police escort [england fans] to goto the bogs and proceeded to see a few skidders in my boxers.

so anyway i lay some cable in the toilet and it was like water, i come out and there was a MASSIVE queue waiting to use the shitter [only like 4 cubicals]

so anyway we're in the air 30mins later and i kept getting bubbling in my ass, get to the bogs and more skiddies, so i have another shit and let it all out . Come out 5mins later, sit down repeat ever 20mins on a 2 hour flight and i was getting some funny looks.

Planes are rubbish for having a shit
 


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