adrian29uk
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Have you ever nearly been caught short. I have three times but luckily I found a toilet just in time.
Have ever nearly been caught short [Number 2's]
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Rusco
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adrian29uk said:
Been caught out twice recently whilst running on the downs. Just means that I have to find the nearest clump of trees, pick some dock leaves, find the tree that leans towards me, lean back and let nature do the rest.
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what a lovely picture ive just got in my head, cheers Rusco
Rusco
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jaz said:
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Re: Re: Have ever nearly been caught short [Number 2's]
Lucky you can tell docks from stingers!
Rusco said:
Lucky you can tell docks from stingers!
jonny.rainbow
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Re: Re: Have ever nearly been caught short [Number 2's]
Reminds me of playing manhunt on the downs with my mates when I was about 7.
I needed to take a dump, so just did it by a tree on the main path.
When the game was finished everyone was talking about this massive fresh turd they found.
Never did own up!
Till now.
Rusco said:
Reminds me of playing manhunt on the downs with my mates when I was about 7.
I needed to take a dump, so just did it by a tree on the main path.
When the game was finished everyone was talking about this massive fresh turd they found.
Never did own up!
Till now.
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Scotty Mac
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All that's missing is the fishing rod.jaz said:
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I managed to 'follow through' on my way from pub to club once. I had to ditch the boxers in the gents.
Man of Harveys
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Re: Re: Have ever nearly been caught short [Number 2's]
I have to say, I'd be a bit weirded out if, on one of my very occasional sojourns on the Downs. I came across that nice bloke who was talking about passport photos on the news gently crapping on a tree. Could you perhaps let us know where to avoid?Rusco said:
shat myself on holiday , had sever stomach cramps and bad diaroeh (sp) , managed to just about make it to a loo in a bar and preparing to release when noticed no toilet paper. Had to abort mission , go to the bar , get toilet role , then get back to the shitter. Very nearly made it before bowels gave out.
Had to ditch boxers and clean up mission was pretty intense.
Nasty but true !
Had to ditch boxers and clean up mission was pretty intense.
Nasty but true !
Man of Harveys
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I am NOT going regale the good folk of NSC with the details of my unfortunate incident which took place on a train shortly after visiting the Pilsner Urquell brewery whilst inter-railing with Gluteus Maximus. Suffice it to say that it was soon dubbed the "trials of Nuremberg" - I'd say that the original protagonists of the same suffered only very slightly more pain, indignity and uncontrolled defecation during their hanging.
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Scotty Mac
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the best way to deal with a shitting incident when at a party at someone elses house is to simply clean up, burn the underwear and throw it into next doors garden
Had a very distressing incident at Heraklion airport (crete)when I feinted and shat myself in toilets. Had to not only ditch boxers but also wash out shorts I was wearing. I almost missed plane and had to sit on 4 hour flight with wet smelly shorts. Tried washing them again in plane toilets but it made things wetter and smellier. Couldn't look air hostesses in eye. Person sitting next to me asked to move etc etc....
aftershavedave
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Staypuft said:
what an excellent 5th post. i wonder what your first 4 were about!
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afters said:
How best to cook the family dog?
aftershavedave
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Uncle Buck said:
leave that to frank's new wife
jonny.rainbow
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Dougal said:
You should've just gone with no paper and brought the old Delhi Dirt Digger into play.
eastlondonseagull
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Yes, in a Chinese cemetery while I was travelling through south east asia. Had gastroenteritis, thought I was better, so went for a stroll, then suddenly got caught. Had to squat behind a grave, very embarrassing 