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Have ever been scoped ?



dejavuatbtn

Well-known member
Aug 4, 2010
7,854
Henfield
Similar to many above. Endoscope was an interesting one as it didn't require a lot of sedation and I could watch the event on the conveniently placed cctv. Nothing quite like looking up your own arse!
Colonoscopy, of which I've had a few, not really a problem; it's the Picolax they give you to clean you out. It is quite the most disgusting stuff that I am feeling quite sick writing about it......:sick:
 




skipper734

Registered ruffian
Aug 9, 2008
9,189
Curdridge
I've also had a good look round, on the inside of my bladder. Best thing on daytime television that day.
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Thunder Bolt

Silly old bat
Colonoscopy a years ago, without sedation as a precaution as I was diagnosed with IBS. I had an endoscopy as I also have a hiatus hernia and opted for sedation which was good thing as I had a benign lump removed from my oesophagus.
 








dingodan

New member
Feb 16, 2011
10,080
I've bent over and touched my toes while standing naked next to a mirror.

Everything was fine by the way.
 








Lady Whistledown

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
48,393
I've also had a good look round, on the inside of my bladder. Best thing on daytime television that day.
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I can honestly say I'd prefer to look at the inside of your bladder than sit through an entire showing of Loose Women.
 


skipper734

Registered ruffian
Aug 9, 2008
9,189
Curdridge
I can honestly say I'd prefer to look at the inside of your bladder than sit through an entire showing of Loose Women.

Yep! Four or five people in white coats found it interesting too.
 




BlockDpete

Well-known member
Oct 8, 2005
1,145
Both my parents have has endoscopes to check their bowels out, as East Surrey. Its how they found my Mums cancer, which was luckily in time, so she is OK now.

Whilst sitting in the waiting room for my father to be done, a nurse came out and asked me if I was their for "The treatment". Suppose I could have got a free go :)
 


Algernon

Well-known member
Sep 9, 2012
3,448
Newmarket.
Two different times: numbing spray due to healthy gag reflex, scope up my left nostril and down to have a look in my lungs. Not too much grief but not too much fun either, more a bit freaky really.

The guy doing it could hardly speak any english, the first time he took a "fresh" scope out of a sealed bag but the second time when I walked into his scoping room he just picked it up off the trolley. I've often wondered whether I was the recipient of the previous scopee's germs, as the next day I had the absolute worst cough and sore throat and fever I've ever had (lasted about 10 days) and needed antibiotics to sort it out.
 


sydney

tinky ****in winky
Jul 11, 2003
18,148
town full of eejits
Nice, thanks Doc. Around 1995 was a great couple of years of being largely inebriated I must admit!

no offence meant sir...!! one of my mates nearly bled to death after pigging out on a crusty base pizza at the end of a heavy session......the diagnosis was that his vigourous eating and swallowing of said pizza had ruptured a vein close to the wall of his throat.......he went to the bog , threw up about two pints of blood and passed out..... doc said if we hadn't got him to hozzie when we did he would probably have carcked it....he was buggered for about a month afterwards...!!
 




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