Hanging on when needing a piss...

[Durlston]

First half yesterday i could feel my bladder filling up quite quickly after a couple of pints before the game.It got really uncomfortable from 3.30pm onwards, the easiest thing to have done would just go to the toilets then but i know how annoying it is for everyone having to stand up when the game's going on, especially when you're in the middle.So i waited until almost half-time, the longest 15 minutes of my life.I could feel pain in my kidneys and felt a bit queasy.What a relief though when i finally had that piss!

Anyone else had that terrible agony? Maybe on a tube train or bus?

Silly thread i know!

 

[Notters]

Who hasn't? Fair play to you though, half of D block arrive 5 minutes late then to get their burger 10 minutes before halt time, it's f***ing annoying!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Wednesday night was our big student night and that coincided with hockey matches. Invariably, we used to bomb it back in the minibuses without stopping. They were generally boozy trips back. A guy in the 3rd XI managed to neck some piss from a bottle that someone had used to relieve themselves.

On my gap year, we hitch-hiked from the Cloudforest to civilisation on top of a bus as there was no room in the inn. The trip was seven hours and it rained heavily for the whole duration. The only option was to crawl to the back of the bus and piss over the edge. Bit of a fraught experience as there was no guard rail.

 

[The Wizard]

Who hasn't? Fair play to you though, half of D block arrive 5 minutes late then to get their burger 10 minutes before halt time, it's f***ing annoying!

Agreed, people seem more interested in eating than watching the football, it really does grind my gears.

 

[severnside gull]

Take it from me, hanging on gets tougher as you get older.
Result.............I don't care how many people have to stand up. It's better than pissing yourself

 

[Ninja Elephant]

When first meeting my lady in Swindon (forgive me referring to her again, but it's a good story), I suddenly felt the desperate urge to go for a dump midway between Reading and Swindon... but I had no idea how long the journey would take. Naturally, the tannoy lady is announcing "we are now approaching Swindon" just as I'm in mid, erm, business and the stream of expletives from me was just biblical at this point. Thankfully, the toilets on the station were well marked and I managed (hopefully) to not draw too much attention to myself as I power-walked to the crappers and spent a good few minutes in there. Naturally, upon then meeting said girl, she asked what took so long (given she'd been there since before the train arrived) and I had to claim I'd got lost.

Bad times. And not really what the thread is about. Still, a funny story which only now can I laugh at.

 

[KneeOn]

First half yesterday i could feel my bladder filling up quite quickly after a couple of pints before the game.It got really uncomfortable from 3.30pm onwards, the easiest thing to have done would just go to the toilets then but i know how annoying it is for everyone having to stand up when the game's going on, especially when you're in the middle.So i waited until almost half-time, the longest 15 minutes of my life.I could feel pain in my kidneys and felt a bit queasy.What a relief though when i finally had that piss!

Anyone else had that terrible agony? Maybe on a tube train or bus?

Silly thread i know!

YES! Happened at Villa on the coach, and then I was left dancing on Preston Park platform, bent over in agony, and i didn't go at the ground because although the mates girlfriend went, the ladies queue to get in was shorter than the guys, so i thought "No i can brave it" Got to preston park station, and bang, it hit that if i didn't go, i was GOING to explode and the toilet was out of order...

Its an appauling situation to be in.

 

[Gritt23]

I did find myself on a train once, in such agony, with toilets out of order, that despite it being very late, and me being very drunk, I did leap off at a station to relieve myself off the end of the platform, and endure the cold, wait for the next train.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

When I was about 14 we were on a really long car journey once, I was BURSTING for a piss and my dad refused to stop anywhere to let me go. It'd been about 2 hours by this point and I really started to fear getting erectile difficulties in later life so I had this ingenious idea of if I just let a little bit of wee out now, it would ease my pain and my pants would soak it up anyway if I just did a little bit. But of course as soon as I started to release it, the whole lot came out. I'd completely pissed myself as a young adult and I was so embarassed. I had to explain to my father why I and his car seats in his prized BMW stank of urine. He was furious and told ALL our family and friends. I felt so alone and despondant, like a horrible little piss-dripping slut.

 

[glasfryn]

Take it from me, hanging on gets tougher as you get older.
Result.............I don't care how many people have to stand up. It's better than pissing yourself

that it does especially if you take tablets to make you pee.......bloody Doctors

 

[sydney]

yes , on a boozy bus trip back from golf day , the driver had had a right gut full of us and refused to stop ....most of us were on about 8 or 9 pints and there were a few little fellas around as well..........i filled two 600ml chocholate milk containers the second one to within 2 cm of the top, that was after holding on for about 20 mins of excruciating pain...all i'll say is that some of the other were less civilised than me and the coach had to be hosed out when we got back to the boozer.....

 

[Taybha]

just do it.

 

[Springal]

Bank to Orient last season was bad on the tube then a 'jog' to the ground!

 

[markychap]

Millwall away a couple of years back, I was in absolute agony when we got off the train and then we had about a 15-minute walk to the ground with a police escort. One of the few times in my life when I seriously thought I wasn't going to make it in time!

I suspect most of you will have seen this one which created a whole host of responses on DSF, (( think I'd have rather died!)

"On sunday I was in london and got caught up in the hoards of football fans travelling to wembley for the leeds and doncaster rovers play-off final. I was on the tube (Met line) which was packed, mostly with Leeds supporters and we also had two police officers in the carriage. one young bloke was in agony needing a wee-wee (I suspect he'd been in the pub before travelling) and between baker street and finchley road someone pulled the emergency handle and the train was stuck for about 20 minutes.

This lad was pleading with the police officers that he had to go to the toilet but they told him there was nothing they could do. In the end, he was crying in agony and then he just stood there and wet himself in his jeans.

everyone was SO embarrassed but the two police officers seemed not too bothered and shrugged that there was nothing they could have done.

surely they could have let him go on the floor when they saw what was going to happen? it must have ruined the whole day for that particular leeds fan.

I've never seen that happen before - has anyone else?"

 

[Storer68]

At the front on the wall overlooking tghe tunnel during the Cup Final ankle deep in urine - happy days

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

Bank to Orient last season was bad on the tube then a 'jog' to the ground!

On many visits to Orient I have found that the very bouncy tube trip from Stratford seems to set off the bladder full of beer. For several years I would get off the tube, go to the crossroads and then, just off to the right, was an alleyway where I could relieve myself in relative privacy. One year, I jogged off down there only to find several police officers waiting by the alleyway. When asked 'Can I help you' I decided against asking the officer if he could budge over so I could have piss and offered the very poor response of 'which way is the ground please'

 

[John Dorian]

EVERY time I go to Chichester home. I always misjudge my urinal needs, and baring in mind that I have to drive from hastings to chichester, 65 miles can get a bit uncomfortable when you're banging for a piss just after worthing...yes, its only 18 miles left to go, but its the slowest part, always congested or getting stuck behind some useless twat that cannot drive well. In five years of driving, only once hav i had to piss in the footwell.

 

[xenophon]

Get a seat on the end of a row, then you can drink like a fish before the game and go for a piss whenever, it's not like you're gonna miss much these days anyhoo

 

[Goring Gull]

It always happens to me at airports to the point i don't drink at all now before i'm on the plane. At least twice i've been sitting in my seat thinking "get this fecking plane in the air so i can have piss!" This even happens when i have made sure i have been at the last minute before going through the gate! It must be the thought that i can't go that makes me want to go.